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Happy Birthday, AzurePhoenix!

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Lady of Pain, we adore you! (beheads accordion player)

 

I thought it would be nice to start a thread so everyone can give you virtual gifts! :cool:

 

Here's mine: a really cool leather Vertical Top Zip Backpack/Shoulder Bag for school. It features many cool compartments for books, supplies, handcuffs, lunch and a laptop, plus it's got a weighted bottom for swinging at the heads of inferior classmates who question the theory of evolution and a special zip-line garotte pulls right out of the shoulder strap to strangle students who's too-high hairdos block your view of cute professors.

Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day!

 

Cheers,

 

Ryan Jones

a Fellow Taurean, I knew there was something about you I liked :)

 

YT2095 hands Azure a pan of chili and melted cheese natchos and a bowl of green salsa.

 

save me some though, I`ll be a day older tomorow as well :)

I don't know who you are but Happy Birthday anyway!

 

 

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Happy One Day Older...errr... Day...tommorrow for YT2095

Happy birthday Azure,

 

My gift to you is a mug made of the skull of a creationist and an accompanying dagger made of said creationists thigh bone. there is a nice little relief carving showing you smiting all creationists on one side and a relief carving of the penguin bhudda on the other side. hope you like it.

I don't know who you are...but YT and the guys say you're the evilist person in the world! Well, maybe not the exact words...but something like that.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a great birthday!

 

And uhm...HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you too YT! (Save it for tomorrow, will ya?)Xp

All our days are numbered.

 

Congratulations, for getting 365 and 1/4 days older!!!

 

My gift...is an eternal free internet connection!:D

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My gift to you is a mug made of the skull of a creationist and an accompanying dagger made of said creationists thigh bone. there is a nice little relief carving showing you smiting all creationists on one side and a relief carving of the penguin bhudda on the other side.
Ooooooh, niiiiiiice! :cool:

Happy Birthday AzurePhoenix ! I thought I'd get you a mug filled with toe and fingernail clippings, with 'ID Rocks' printed in bold letters on the side...why?

 

Because you seem your happiest when you're angry.

Happy old day Azure ... my gift you, is Lance :)

 

whoa. I don't think I have ever been given away as a gift before. I guess that's a good thing considering I might result in a lawsuit if I had.

 

Does this mean I'm not required to get you a seperate gift?

happy birthday to the biology expert.

 

Also to 5614 for being helpful and knowing all he does.

 

And the rest:

HeXeN, Jonfraz, NE¯tenalP, bluegoblin (61), GemiNI (22), Runner (21),

sonia (19)

has it really been a year since the last time i saw this? O.o

 

happy birthday!

 

i cant afford any kind of gift, virtual or otherwise, but heres a bunny with a pancake on its head.bunny-pancake.jpg

hehehe, gotta love the bunny...

 

I'm touched, I'm getting that hot and electric feeling that usually only comes from watching a rabid monkey shred a Jehova Witness's eyes with a cooking-whisk :)

 

I was planning on relaxing tonight, but with such thoughtful gifts I simply must go out on the town and share the gift of mayhem, garotte a few folks, use the dagger to sacrifice their hearts to the Penguin Buddha, and after that, cake and "natchos"!

 

Snail, I hope you won't be offended if I tuck your gift away in the storage closet with Lance :embarass:

Hah, my birthdays in may! Exactly double Phi's on the 26th.

As for AzurePhoenix, I give her another year of stress relieving torture on me. Not that she would have stopped anyway ;)

Happy Birthday!

Don't you mean, "The coolest peoples' [sic] birthedays [sic'] are on May 13th"?

 

Cool people don't need to spell :P

Happy Birthday, Azure! :P

 

My gift to you, a beauty secret for a lifetime of soft youthful skin: try bathing the blood of at least 2 virgins once a month, prefably during the full moon. Use epsom salt if desired :)

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