then id be a fetus in a jar

 

 

 

What if it were legal to maim (read: kill) people who write adware?

Then the vendors for pop-up blockers would form a lobby and make it illegal again.

 

What if our fertility were directly proportional to our intelligence?

(Forbidden answer: Then you'd have no kids :smile: )

2 posibilities:

1. there would be no human any more.(most of time highly intelligent people don't want to have children!)

2. the world would be paradise. (because there was no fool)

 

what if everyone had the abslolute freedom to do whatever he want?

 

 

then id be a fetus in a jar

we Do have that freedom, it just doesn`t last long if you want to do something naughty

 

what if no one ever complained?

Murder rates would sky-rocket

 

What if clogs were the official footwwear of the Olypmics?

What if clogs were the official footwwear of the Olypmics?

The Dutch would KICK ASS!!!

 

 

What if no one would take offense at your next action, what would you do?

Probably kill the board of education in my state's sister state Kansas

 

What if King arthur returned to rule all of Britain?

What if King arthur returned to rule all of Britain?

It would be Excalibur vs The Purse in a cage match to remember.

 

 

 

What if toe and fingernail clippings became the new form of currency?

What if toe and fingernail clippings became the new form of currency?

 

Then I'd stop biting my valuable fingernails.

 

What if, when you played The Sims, you were actually controlling real people?

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Then the people I control would hate their lives.

 

What if California collapsed into the ocean?

Japan would be in trouble.

 

What if I was right behind you?

What if I was right behind you?

You'd get a 99.5 on my Creepy-Meter.

 

 

What if inertia could be reversed so you had to spend energy to stay still?

It would be really hard for me coz i cant stay still anyways.

 

What if inertia wouldnt exist. (is it better for us if it didnt)?

There'd be no restriction of motion, therefor, everything would travel at the speed of light... wouldn't that be knarly bro?

 

What if California broke off and formed their own country with President Arnold?

Bush would shift his priority from Iran and attack California saying that he saw Commando last night and Arnold is by himself a WMD!

 

What if GRE included a Age of Empires section in it?

It wouldnt help you at all on those lonely dateless Friday nights, you nerd.

 

What if you had x-ray vision?

What if you had x-ray vision?

My girlfriend would kill me.

 

 

What if there were no more credit cards?

I wouldn't be so hidiously in debt.

 

What if Gore had beaten Bush?

Nothing would be different, considering he did.

 

What if seven fingers was the norm.

What if seven fingers was the norm.

We'd all count in base fourteen. Math would be an even bigger bitch.

 

 

What if, by simply concentrating, you could "see" what anyone you had ever met was doing at any given moment?

i'd alway know where someone was if i wanted to.

 

 

what if Behe was president?

Who says he isn't right now?

 

What is Richard Pryor came back from the dead?

We'd still be fighting ID vs evolution, but 100,000 Iraqis would be alive.

 

What if it wasn't so friggin cold outside?

 

oops - I posted after you, Silk, but I'm gonna go with Richard Pryor resurrecting the Iraqis by saying "Get up, m*ther****er!"

Then there would be so much winter jacket sales...

 

What if all the continents were one? how cool would that be.. you could go by car to whichever country you want!

What if all the continents were one? how cool would that be.. you could go by car to whichever country you want!

Then you could buy a car in whichever--err, hey, you cant answer your own "what if"!!

 

What if there were no answers to any questions?