Miss Perfect Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 We'd say damn you instead of bless you. What if bird flu struck today? You'd be afraid of a little chicken more than everything else in the world! what if all people had airplanes instead of cars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 :what if all people had airplanes instead of cars?Garages bigger, driveways longer. What if the color fuschia was illegal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyJoeCool Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 nothing would change... What if love really was an infectious disease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 What if love really was an infectious disease?There would be a cream for that. What if love really made the world go around and bad attitudes caused tidal waves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 What if love really made the world go around and bad attitudes caused tidal waves? Interference would reduce the tidal waves to small fluctuations being rode by surfers. What if people publishing their ultimate theory of everything in internet forums / websites had basic knowledge about modern physics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tree Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Then either the theories would be unstupid, or they wouldn't post them, or they'd still be posted in self-parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 What if people publishing their ultimate theory of everything in internet forums / websites had basic knowledge about modern physics?Atheist would wake up, look around his bedroom and swear in German. What if one out every thousand golf balls exploded when you hit it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herpguy Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 golf would be way less poular. what if ants suddenly grew as large as SUVs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In My Memory Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 They could if we just shrink SUVs down to 1:256 the normal size. (Environmentalists would love that ) What if people could talk about politics and use critical thinking skills at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Then we'd also find a way to open a can of sardines with a peeled banana. What if someone from the psych forum was using this thread as a basis for his/her thesis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In My Memory Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 She'll be a shoe as the next winner of the 2006 IgNobel. What would happen if you were irresistable to opposite sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 What would happen if you were irresistable to opposite sex?I will be Paris, and for love of thee, instead of Troy shall SFN be sacked; and I will combat with weak Menelaus, and wear thy colors on my plumed crest; Yea, I will wound Achilles in the heel, and then return to IMM for a kiss. O thou art fairer than the evening air, clad in the beauty of a thousand stars. Brighter art thou than flaming Jupiter when he appeared to hapless Semele; more lovely than the monarch of the sky in wanton Arethusa's azured arms. And none but thou shall be my paramour. What if life was a musical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In My Memory Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I will be Paris' date=' and for love of thee, instead of Troy shall SFN be sacked; and I will combat with weak Menelaus, and wear thy colors on my plumed crest; Yea, I will wound Achilles in the heel, and then return to IMM for a kiss. O thou art fairer than the evening air, clad in the beauty of a thousand stars. Brighter art thou than flaming Jupiter when he appeared to hapless Semele; more lovely than the monarch of the sky in wanton Arethusa's azured arms. And none but thou shall be my paramour.[/quote'] :-) What if life was a musical? I would have a real reason for wearing sequenced theatre masks all the time and dancing flamenco in the streets. What if everyone got beautiful love poems from Phi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakdos Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 i would be scared what if the world were built on turtles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Then Elephants four times as many would be, Compared to the turtles that you see. What if Phi quoth only Mickey Mouse, For want of knowledge of the venerable Faust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 What if Phi quoth only Mickey Mouse' date='For want of knowledge of the venerable Faust?[/quote']'Cause then it would sound kinda GOOFY! Ha ha! What if swimming HAD to be done naked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Then people wouldn't have to spend lots of money to go to cinema or strip clubs! what if you had to choose the funniest post of this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 what if you had to choose the funniest post of this thread?I would pick (and I would suggest that everyone can do this at this point) either:What if GRE included a Age of Empires section in it? It wouldnt help you at all on those lonely dateless Friday nights' date=' you nerd.[/quote'] or: what if no one died? would-be Serial Killers would have to vent their frustrations through whittling or knitting.Both of these got a Spit-take rating in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 What if everyone got beautiful love poems from Phi? Actually that was meant for all the ladies who found me irresistable (according to your "what if" parameters). I felt it lost romantic strength to say, "...and then return to [insert name here] for a kiss." Marlowe was good, but not THAT good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I haven't heard any poem of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I haven't heard any poem of you!There once was a guy from the West,who was given a poetry test. Miss Perfect said, "Rhyme!" and since she's so sublime, he wrote a poem to show 'em his best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 There once was a guy from the West' date='who was given a poetry test. Miss Perfect said, "Rhyme!" and since she's so sublime, he wrote a poem to show 'em his best![/quote'] where`s you`re "What If" question? Hmmm..? Hmmm..? have an OFF TOPIC warning! What If, Phi sent all the Other Love poems in PM and we didn`t tell anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Wow, thanks Phi! (I'm not a good poet to respond you by a poem!) where`s you`re "What If" question? Hmmm..?Hmmm..? have an OFF TOPIC warning! What If' date=' Phi sent all the Other Love poems in PM and we didn`t tell anyone?[/quote'] Then he was YT2095 not Phi for All! (Note that he's not Phi for some members!) what if my name was Miss Thread Hijacker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 what if my name was Miss Thread Hijacker? then you`de be making a bold statement of the obvious, and we`de still blame Phi, but we`de be gratefull that you`re not on an aircraft what if Miss Perfect was from Tehran in charge of Nuclear materials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDON HERMA Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 [Originally Posted by Miss Perfectwhat if no one died?] We dont according to daltons laws we just change form. So dont worry be happy Oger from a cheesy 80's flickWhat if cat was spelled d o g Well thats heavy Oger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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