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Great Stories of Fafalone Behind the Wheel

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ROFL, carpoon.

 

I'm with lutze.

 

"You've been warned by fafaIone. Your warning level has increased from 5% to 10%."

 

"You've been warned by fafaIone. Your warning level has increased from 10% to 20%."

Let's club together and get a carpoon for faf.

 

That way if -- god forbid -- anyone ever does get in his way it will be a lot more exciting.

Whoa!!!! that carpoon thing rocks! I want one!

/me searches Ebay :)

 

something like that would be great for the local vandals and junkies kicking peoples front door in to steal stuff.

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You know you like speeding. If you like speeding, you're with me.

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Sayonara³ said in post #150 :

How come LuTze gets extra flak for saying what we're all thinking?

 

Since when did sounding the voice of reason become offensive?

 

Because "majority" is not "every" and I tire of trolls construing when I say something about the majority of the people to be every single person in the world.

blike said in post #147 :

I was going to link some pics from ogrish.com, but they changed it so that I can't directly link their grotesque images. However, they have some nifty accident pictures you might enjoy.

 

oh my gosh

 

ogrish is scary...

i didn't even look at the picture either, just the title descriptions.

 

blike, you were talking about your accident earlier. what happened there?

Say faf, can you post some pics of your car?

 

It sounds nice.

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Time to upgrade from a slow mustang to a fast car faf ;)

I don't really like cars. A lot of people get behind the wheel and are suddenly 10 foot tall and bullet proof, but they're a bit like shellfish really. Hard on the outside, but once you lever the thing open and extract the contents, it's usually a bit wet and jelly like.

 

It's been quite some time since I've asserted myself all over a cage pilot. I must be getting old.

I like the way some drivers demand that the environment and our surroundings be torn up or buried, so that they can have smooth strips to drive on while they unnecessarily consume vast portions of the planet's fossil fuel reserves and pump out billions of gallons of toxic byproducts.

 

Then they get angry when there are people walking and breathing in their way.

 

Yeah, non-drivers are just like so inconsiderate :rolleyes:

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Adrian said in post # :

Time to upgrade from a slow mustang to a fast car faf ;)

 

It's pretty fast with the 100 shot of nitrous... with the nitrous its easily able to take a stock z28 or TA.

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Driving is very neccessary unless you live in an area with an actual mass-transit system, when I'm in Miami I usually take the metrorail or shuttles... but back in Englewood theres no mass transit and nothing within biking distance.

And what's wrong with using a donkey?

 

(Apart form the obvious drawback that you can't really mount a carpoon on them).

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with a donkey it would take at least an hour to get to some peoples houses, and 2 hours to get to anywhere fun.

they tend to fall asleep then, a very HAPPY sleep, but non the less imobilised :)

a few gram of amphetamine sulphate and a litre of glucose would make the little crtter shift :)

only you`de be the one with the Tremors after riding it :)

Argh...

 

Well to get back to the original point, I did say "some" people. I do acknowledge there are people like faf who might have to travel for miles at arbitrary times in order to use certain facilities. In this kind of instance a car is likely to be more efficient than laying on a bus service or what have you, especially if you share.

 

However, drivers who buy a giant gas-guzzling car to haul their solitary backside parallel to a public transport system for 4 miles every day are pretty much complete scum.

2 jags Prescott look out! Sayos onto ya! :)

 

 

kick some Labour MP`s a$$ dude, I`ve already paid the cheerleaders :)

They'll have their grandchildren to answer to, mark my words ;)

fafalone said in post # :

Since power is work per unit time, and work is force * distance, and force = ma, you should be able to see that horsepower does not directly have anything to do with top speed. Indirectly it's related to engine design and quality which in turn determine the max speed, but purely speaking more horsepower does no neccessarily mean more speed.

 

Just reading this thread for the first time, and you're wrong.

 

Top speed = Power/(Sum resistive forces).

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Please don't comment when you don't understand what I said. I was merely pointing out horsepower does not determine top speed.

fafalone said in post # :

Please don't comment when you don't understand what I said. I was merely pointing out horsepower does not determine top speed.

 

No, you're wrong.

 

For one thing, you quoted general physical formulae, and used them to 'prove' your statement that power doesn't affect top speed, which is incorrect (see: my statement, or most mechanics books).

 

Furthermore, without further expansion on your statement, I don't see how horsepower (about 750W) cannot be considered power.

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You're still missing the point:

 

Because of gearing and other factors, the rwhp rating of cars does NOT determine top speed.

 

a simple example proving you wrong: a tractor trailer has far more horsepower then my mustang, but theres no way it can go 145mph.

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