LuTze Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 You do realise it is a limit, not "Minimum required speed"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 I wouldn't push it, because at some point faf's going to ask you what car you drive so he can laugh at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuTze Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 People like him should be forced to drive around in 1 Litre Mini's (Not the new ones either, the old ones like in the Italian Job (not the new Italian Job either, the one that was actually good ) ) for three years until they've learned how not to be a complete asshole behind the wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 The people that are in my way are the assholes. If someone wants to pass you, you move over and let them pass. In the rare occaison that someone wants to pass me, I let them go. If you think blocking the road going under the speed limit is the right thing to do, then you should be confined to bicycles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuTze Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Keep driving like you claim you are doing, and it'll be you that is confined to bicycles. Quite soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 LuTze said in post #126 :You do realise it is a limit, not "Minimum required speed"? I do not acknowledge posted speed limits. I calculate what speed I think I should be going based on number of lanes, number of intersections, road condition, weather, and my superior driving skills. Usually this works out to be around 20-30mph above the posted limit. There's simply no reason for me to be constrained to the same speed as crackwhores, rednecks, old people, soccer moms, and other bad drivers. My reaction times, vehicle handling, and braking times are all superior to the "average" driver, and I shouldn't have to follow the speed limits that are targetted 2 std devs below the average drivers ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 LuTze said in post #130 :Keep driving like you claim you are doing, and it'll be you that is confined to bicycles. Quite soon. I've never been in an accident. I've been stopped ONCE. One time. In over 3 years driving, and that stop was quite the load of bullshit if you read what happened. I've never hit anything, no posts, no mailboxes, no animals, much less humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 What happened with that in the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 Since it was the very end of the semester I just paid the ticket and took traffic school to avoid having points put on my license. If it wasn't for finals I would have taken it to court. When traffic school was over I peeled out of the parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuTze Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 fafalone said in post #131 : I do not acknowledge posted speed limits. <snip> You honestly think you're superior to every other driver on the road? How did you come to that conclusion? Do you actually believe this yourself or are you trying to sound like a complete jackass? Regarding not hitting anything so far, that is quite a good thing. It only takes one mistake and you've paralysed someone, or even killed them. Do you think you'd be able to handle the guilt that comes with that? Or doesn't it matter, because they're only "lesser" beings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 "I've never hit anything, no posts, no mailboxes, no animals, much less humans." never a mention of: Buildings, other cars or low flying aircraft however such a way with words, YT2095 votes Fafalone for the next US President Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuTze Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 YT2095 said in post #136 :Fafalone for the next US President Hippy. He'd stand a good chance of doing a better job than W 'The Monkey' Bush though. Now back on topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 When the fuck did the definition of "majority" become "every" you dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blike Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 It just takes one accident to slow you down, thats all it took for me :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 LuTze said in post #135 :Regarding not hitting anything so far, that is quite a good thing. It only takes one mistake and you've paralysed someone, or even killed them. Do you think you'd be able to handle the guilt that comes with that? Or doesn't it matter, because they're only "lesser" beings? And this is true for every other driver at every speed above 20mph. Now shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 blike said in post #139 :It just takes one accident to slow you down, thats all it took for me :/ Traffic ticket didn't slow me down, doubt an accident would either, unless I had to get my car fixed because I couldn't actually speed anymore... but then not for that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuTze Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Fantastic argument. I see your point now. "Shut up" just wins every time, hands down. You don't think "Not acknowledging posted speed limits" significantly increases your chances of killing yourself or someone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 No, but I think you not shutting up seriously increases your chance of bannage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blike Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 god shut up faf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 LuTze said in post #123 :You are right. I need something to make me good and angry ready for another year. Wannabe, I`de get my money back if I were you, these Anger management classes during school playtime, isn`t working {just my way of helping you acheive your aim} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 blike said in post #144 :god shut up faf you shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blike Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 I was going to link some pics from ogrish.com, but they changed it so that I can't directly link their grotesque images. However, they have some nifty accident pictures you might enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 Me driving fast isn't a cause of accidents, people getting in my way is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuTze Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 http://www.saunalahti.fi/carpoon/ If only... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 How come LuTze gets extra flak for saying what we're all thinking? Since when did sounding the voice of reason become offensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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