When the ladies have finished laughing, they may wish to consider this

"The first modern brassiere was patented by the German Christine Hardt in 1889"

 

 

Also, re. Moontanman's comment that

"Also alligators are harmless unless you let get them a lot closer than this photographer was.."

Alligators are also potentially harmful if they get closer to you: they have legs.

 

 

I deal with them all the time, a month ago on a population study we had three of them shadow us while we seined... Just big babies... Actually it's quite unnerving to see them glide silently past while their eyes follow you and you are in water up to your neck, give you a face to face look, but they generally don't eat something as big as a human, but they take dogs quite a bit and I saw a guy fight one in his back yard with or over a lawn mower, I'm not sure which...

I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but does anyone else find it strange that he keeps painting pictures of my parents fighting?

awesome!

I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but does anyone else find it strange that he keeps painting pictures of my parents fighting?

 

Now that is funny. If you had said "pornographic pictures of my mother" then, well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnyHMSz7JDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnyHMSz7JDE

I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but does anyone else find it strange that he keeps painting pictures of my parents fighting?

 

Where's your dad at?

Theology VS Technology

 

 

 

ROFLMAO

Edited July 23, 201411 yr by Moontanman

I just invented this one.

 

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"I'm a Christian!"

 

"Why are you a Christian?"

 

"Because Jews are thieves, muslims are terrorists, and atheists are commies!"

 

 

edit note: He didn't need to be Christian; it was merely incidental. You can make him an atheist if you want!

Edited July 28, 201411 yr by MonDie

I just invented this one.

 

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"I'm a Christian!"

 

"Why are you a Christian?"

 

"Because Jews are thieves, muslims are terrorists, and atheists are commies!"

 

 

edit note: He didn't need to be Christian; it was merely incidental. You can make him an atheist if you want!

 

I'm a Christian!

 

Why are you a Christian?

 

Because I worship a Jew, I'm almost a Muslim, and I'm almost an atheist.

Dogs Who Learned The Hard Way Not To Eat Bees.

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/dogs-who-learned-the-hard-way-not-to-eat-bees?bffb

 

 

These dogs have made the rite of passage that every dog seems to make, some more times than you would think a dog's memory would allow. But then again, people won't stop eating Habaneros either.

Think of the children!

 

Edited August 8, 201411 yr by MonDie

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