-What are the qualifications?

 

-Any openings?

 

-Is it a cult, in which you're asked, not you ask?

 

~ee

 

 

Yes.

Exactly. Moderators are long-time members whose judgment and wisdom we trust.

-Is it a cult, in which you're asked, not you ask?

Yes. And asking disqualifies you for 8 years.

Yes. And asking disqualifies you for 8 years.

 

He knows what he is talking about.

Yes. And asking disqualifies you for 8 years.

 

Technically, up to 8 years. (nb, this is empirical data.)

I just want to hear more about this cult aspect...

I just want to hear more about this cult aspect...

 

We'd have to kill you.

I just want to hear more about this cult aspect...

How many cheez nips do you have?

 

We'd have to kill you.

 

I'm willing to take my chances in the pursuit of knowledge!

 

How many cheez nips do you have?

 

Infinity + 1

Infinity + 1

In that case, meet swansont in the back alley with half of your cheez nips so we know you mean business.

In that case, meet swansont in the back alley with half of your cheez nips so we know you mean business.

 

The cheez nips just underwent gravitational collapse :'(

 

The cheez nips just underwent gravitational collapse :'(

 

No worries - instead of bringing the offering you can become the offering

 

No worries - instead of bringing the offering you can become the offering

 

That just sounds all kinds of ominous... I'm going to jump into the previous offering instead.

Then there is the hazing...

 

A cookie, a blindfold and an atomic clock. No idea what happens, but I am sure I don't want to find out.