Ten hours, twenty-one

Minutes until the new day

At school. Spring break's long...

BUMP! the Haiku Thread!

I'm a fan of my fan now

as the great globe warms.

Man warms the earth

In pleasure she writhes

Death is silent

Hmm, almost forgot

Haiku thread still going strong

Haiku for teh win!11

I'm bumping the thread.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Err, I meant Haikus.

Oh grubbleblotches

Haiku thread; Reincarnate!

Like zombie Jesus.

I'd Never Throw that

Yellow Snow At Anyone

You Would Like to Know.

Emma Peel is here

With my first Haiku ditty

no need to rhyme, great!

Ride, Haiku Cowboy!

All the syllables fit in

your ten-gallon hat!

 

Prairie poetry,

wheezing and squeezing out of

your harmonica.

 

Don't throw your lasso

at the saguaro cactus

you don't needle that.

Mrs Emma Peel

My First Haiku too you know,

No need to rhyme? - Doh!

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Super conducting

Polymers must be kept cool

If they are to work right.

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How sad am I? Just

Found Haiku thread and love it

read whole lot of it...

 

Trying to work now

can't stop counting sylables

all the time now HELP!

 

Robot noise in Brain

Think I am going insane

want life back again!

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ChemSiddiqui fat?

A Ramadhan a ding dong!

ChemSiddiqui thin.

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Oh bloody hell fire

Double posts will be merged

Makes my post too long.

Edited September 2, 200817 yr by DrP
multiple post merged

Peroxides are weird.

Some of the organic ones

blow your limbs clean off.

 

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If only I had

money for a neat laser!

Pew pew, vaporize!

 

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Quadruple bypass?

Cheeseburgers, Big Macs and fries!

I love McDonald's!

 

Quadruple bypass?

Cheeseburgers, Big Macs and fries!

I love McDonald's!

 

stop eating so much

join chemsiddiqui this month

or you will get fat

When the new kittens

are loose, you can just forget

privacy at lunch.

 

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Speechless at the store.

Did he say what the total was?

Oh, no he DIDN'T!!

 

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McDonald's is gar

bage. Conveniently revolt

ing. It's just not right.

I am not sure that

the hyphenation of words

is allowed in these xP

When debating things

one must always remember

"And so is your face!"

 

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Oh how I hate pine!

The rancid smell of deceit

fills me with dark rage.

 

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Talking to God? Fine.

What, God is talking to you?

Here, medication.

 

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Have a mint, have two!

A carbonated drink? No!

Oh, you exploded.

 

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Getting addicted.

Rehabilitation time?

Damned little poems!

These things are a lot

more fun than they seem at first.

Maybe I'll do more. [ =

THERE ARE NO MORE NUTS

(not like no more *anywhere*,

just here at my place).

 

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Dartboards designed to

use indeterminacy

leave holes in your walls.

 

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You made me so mad!

I'm calm now that the brick has

been heaved. Turn around!

Edited September 3, 200817 yr by Phi for All
emphasis

On the phone with my

lovable girlfriend, but all

I hear is babble.

 

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The electron went

through both slits at the same time!

Thanks, wave properties.

 

When I ran head first

into the brick wall, it hurt.

I'm no electron.

Edited September 3, 200817 yr by Kyrisch

Badger mushroom snake!

Cats with poor grammar as well.

Internet memes, lol.

 

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Hey, Captain Picard!

Did you buy some pink fur dice

for the Enterprise?

 

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I need to get a job.

Too much time spent on chatting

and Team Fortress 2.

 

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Your spaceship melted?

You were going really fast?

Talk to Bill Unruh.

 

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The Fat of the Land.

Diesel Power blows your mind.

The Prodigy rocks.

Another day at

work, Chemistry in buckets

golf this afternoon!

The kitten eats flies

And runs over my laptop

MUNGO, don't do that!

I'll bet Viagra

was angry Chevy took the

slogan, "Like a Rock!"

 

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Any port in a

storm, so they say, but not a

really stormy port.

 

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I'm in a hurry!

Will hurling you help you out

of my way faster?

 

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Those are my donuts.

Don't even think about it.

This coffee is hot.

 

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We need to talk, man.

How long you had that sweatshirt?

Change is in the air.

 

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Wouldn't it be nice

if one morning you woke up

and I was all rich?

Edited September 3, 200817 yr by Phi for All
multiple post merged

We need to talk, man.

How long you had that sweatshirt?

Change is in the air.

Then ask Obama

So that the whole world will change

Sweatshirts included

Then ask Obama

So that the whole world will change

Sweatshirts included

 

You so totally

Did not credit the author.

Perhaps I'll sue you.

Uranium, eh?

I would like ten kilograms.

Weight-lifting you see.

 

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Osmium is dense!

But not quite as dense as that

silly Phi for All.

 

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Thermite is great stuff

for melting metal garbage

like Mercedes-Benz.

 

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Physicists say that

black holes sort of suck stuff in

but Phi for All blows.

 

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"Red Bull gives you wings"

I suppose it can indeed

if taken with booze.

 

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Imperial Guard,

Space Marines, Chaos, Necrons,

Dark Eldar, Tau, Orks...

 

You are wrong, doctor!

Oh no! Not the asylum!

I am not insane!