That's a good idea

I'll bite my dog on his foot

Then I'll be even

Gilded drinks vodka,

stacks empties in pyramid.

You better watch out!

 

One more might cause a

vodka bottle avalanche.

You better not shout!

 

On Christmas morning,

Gilded wakes up hungover.

I'm telling you why.

phi for all goes wild

turns haiku into random

Po-em , suc--suck it.

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Oh, how Espoo sucks!

All the damn yuppies live there.

I'm in Raisio.

 

Hope my ore comes soon...

I just want a nice taste of

tasty UO2.

Poor 2004!

Make way for a better year,

a Happy New Year!

Rippling drops of life,

destruction or fulfilment.

Water is power.

Little blue faeries

I see often in my sleep

It is time to dance

Bettina Likes It

I've never done this ever

I'm telling my friends

Got you, Bettina!

Kentuckian who gets Hai

is ever so ku.

oooh nice haiku phi

wanna do modern stuff now

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see osho's work on haiku ....

Osho's haiku's great,

but he is not a member.

How about boxhead's?

All the butterflies

Have gone south for the winter

<fill in last line here>

How many snowflakes

(no two alike!) would it take

to ground butterflies?

football practice, yay!

i play fotball for school now.

why? football is fun.

Uranium; fun!

Many disintegrations!

Lots of gamma rays!

 

At nights, I can feel

how my atoms are being

rudely ionized.

I don't eat fast food.

McDonald's CEOs die

very, very young.

O, premature death!

Sweet McDonald's, here I come!

Big Macs down the throat!

Artorius drowned.

A ship adrift on Life's sea?

A boatload of crap?

Damn high school! Boring.

All work and no play makes me

a rather dull boy.

a lonely night

i go through dark village

a dog barks and barks

I get mad at dog

I hit it with a big club

It no longer barks

Oh! this damn Haiku.

I can't get the syllables

to come out just right!