7 minutes ago, Peterkin said:

and the one half maraschino cherry we fought over.

To be fair, my mom bought Del Monte fruit cocktail, and they showed you exactly what you were getting: One measly half of a maraschino cherry! And you're right, it was a prize and it NEVER went into the stupid Jello.

2 hours ago, Phi for All said:

To be fair, my mom bought Del Monte fruit cocktail, and they showed you exactly what you were getting: One measly half of a maraschino cherry! And you're right, it was a prize and it NEVER went into the stupid Jello.

You could sue them for not containing  "halved-cherries" (pl.)

26 minutes ago, StringJunky said:

You could sue them for not containing  "halved-cherries" (pl.)

You cannot fight the Man from Del Monte

LOL!

3 hours ago, StringJunky said:

You could sue them for not containing  "halved-cherries" (pl.)

Their lawyers claimed they're referring to "the cherries" they use in the "combination of five fruits". The amount of cherries you get is half of one.

It's like Flip Wilson's All-You-Can-Drink-For-A-Dime Lemonade Stand. You already had a cup? Well, that's all you can drink for a dime!

 

2 hours ago, geordief said:

You cannot fight the Man from Del Monte

How corny! I'm sure there's a peas full resolution for those that carrot all. Lettuce stand together in hominy!

Hey! I thought we were against vegetables in aspic!

Are there any aspics of this topic we haven't covered?   More depth can be found in collagen universities,  perhaps.   

42 minutes ago, TheVat said:

Are there any aspics of this topic we haven't covered?   More depth can be found in collagen universities,  perhaps.   

😆

2 hours ago, Phi for All said:

 

 

How corny! I'm sure there's a peas full resolution for those that carrot all. Lettuce stand together in hominy!

Are we allowed ad hominyms now ?

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2 hours ago, Phi for All said:

How corny! I'm sure there's a peas full resolution for those that carrot all. Lettuce stand together in hominy!

Only a dad could come up with a joke like that! 😆

9 minutes ago, geordief said:

Are we allowed ad hominyms now ?

You'll take a cut in celery for re-using a vegetable, but you've bean a good sprout, so we won't beet your gourd or squash your melon. 

5 minutes ago, zapatos said:

Only a dad could come up with a joke like that! 😆

Dads are rad! Or rad-ish....

4 minutes ago, Phi for All said:

You'll take a cut in celery for re-using a vegetable, but you've bean a good sprout, so we won't beet your gourd or squash your melon. 

It's a squishy slope that comes to no gourd.

48 minutes ago, geordief said:

It's a squishy slope that comes to no gourd.

LOL! All of this because of your misunderstanding of what Jello is. Well done! 😅

13 hours ago, geordief said:

It's a squishy slope that comes to no gourd.

Am I still black?

1 hour ago, dimreepr said:

Am I still black?

Currantly

No, "Jello" is a brand name- for a type of gelatine, not jelly.  (Unless "jelly" is used in England to mean gelatine rather than a fruit spread for bread.)

4 minutes ago, Country Boy said:

No, "Jello" is a brand name- for a type of gelatine, not jelly.  (Unless "jelly" is used in England to mean gelatine rather than a fruit spread for bread.)

Welcome to the party!

43 minutes ago, geordief said:

Currantly

Berry good! I plum forgot about those! Possibly the kiwi all need!

3 minutes ago, Country Boy said:

No, "Jello" is a brand name- for a type of gelatine, not jelly.  (Unless "jelly" is used in England to mean gelatine rather than a fruit spread for bread.)

That's radicchio.

"Phi for All" is starting to make way more sense to me as a forum moniker.  

In the presence of such stunning punning virtuosity, it could cause my art to choke! 

Is it time to plantain other topic? 

33 minutes ago, TheVat said:

Is it time to plantain other topic? 

I don't think the OP was ex pectin such a fruity bunch.

10 minutes ago, Phi for All said:

I don't think the OP was ex pectin such a fruity bunch.

Oh,peas.