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Joatmon

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  1. It's a shame ones ears doesn't keep the volume high when listening to music loud

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      Joatmon

      Your ears have a logarithmic response to sound. That's so you can hear a pin drop but don't damage your ears when you drop a plate in the kitchen :)

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  2. Horray! Have a full sized computer again. Wish I had thought to buy speakers, but at least I'm no longer typing on that teeny tiny phone screen :)

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      Joatmon

      I used to work on a full size computer in the 1970's. It took up two large rooms in the basement of an office block :)

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  3. Well done Iceland. Nice to see a team that didn't spend half their time rolling on the floor in feigned agony. Hope you go all the way.

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      Joatmon

      It makes you wonder why footballers get such high wages. I feel that if they were paid much the same as (say) a skilled factory worker there would be plenty willing to play and would provide just as entertaining games (IMO)

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  4. Everything is pain.

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      Joatmon

      Just thought I'd mention that I shall be having a triple heart bypass next month :(

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  5. I'm going to be a daddy!

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      I'm a Great Granddaddy!

      May you have the joy that I have had :)

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  6. I'm always open to new ideas but I don't let them crawl into my skull and take a dump...

  7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.

  8. Do not argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with years of experience.

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      Joatmon

      Well I've got the years of experience, I shall be 75 in a few weeks lol. As for brainpower, most people on this forum seem a lot brighter than me so I seem very qualified:D

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  9. Do not argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with years of experience.

  10. How nice the staff are on Fairfax Ward, Warwick hospital where I arrived in an ambulance last Saturday. Bit of heart trouble but home again now and none the worse.

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      Mississippi - you would need to live near Warwick, GB and find yourself overnight in A&E. A minor heart does the trick. If you manage it give my regards to Marcia, my favourite nurse! :D

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  11. How nice the staff are on Fairfax Ward, Warwick hospital where I arrived in an ambulance last Saturday. Bit of heart trouble but home again now and none the worse.

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      Thank you Mississippichem.

      Feeling quite well again now. These days being retired I don't get much in the way of stress. :)

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  12. How nice the staff are on Fairfax Ward, Warwick hospital where I arrived in an ambulance last Saturday. Bit of heart trouble but home again now and none the worse.

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      Joatmon

      Phi, you don't know my wife. These days she demands at least comfort if not luxury :D

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  13. How nice the staff are on Fairfax Ward, Warwick hospital where I arrived in an ambulance last Saturday. Bit of heart trouble but home again now and none the worse.

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      Thank you - shaken, not stirred!Got a bit complicated Saturday - home near Leicester, car at the "park and ride" at Stratford-on-Avon and my wife and I in the hospital in Warwick. We do know how to have fun!

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  14. So drunk I cant type!

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      Joatmon

      Start the ride home? Drinking at work? Sounds like promotion - if so congratulations. I am spending a lot of time on poetry at the moment, but I also look in quite often to see if I can contribute anything.

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  15. So drunk I cant type!

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      Joatmon

      Better keep off your bike until you sober up. Good or bad reason for getting "ratted"?

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  16. RIP Neil Armstrong. God has a shiny bicycle waiting for you in heaven.

  17. If you don't own a long-board, I recommend you stop screwing your life up.

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      Joatmon

      If you don't mind at 74 years old I'll just stick to my poetry LOL.

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  18. If you speak with the notion that you are never wrong chances are you usually are never right either.

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      Joatmon

      Show me the person who never made a mistake and I will show you the person who never did anything.

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  19. Most people are stuck in the box.

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      Joatmon

      Only dead people, but I guess that would be most!

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  20. Olympic Hangover is about to kick in in the Great Wen

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      Joatmon

      Doesn't look if you are going to lend me that fifty quid then :-(

  21. I have been on a raw food diet for threeeeee days, i am just abotu ready to kill something and eat it raw...

  22. The one who fallows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone will usually find himself in a place no other has ever been before.

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      Joatmon

      Perhaps it's better to be lost in company than be lost by yourself.

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  23. Come on Alastair and Jonny!

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      Joatmon

      Any excuse!! Take pity on a poor old pensioner. :-D

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  24. Come on Alastair and Jonny!

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      Joatmon

      If that's the case it sounds a good time to ask if you could lend me fifty quid. :)

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