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Joatmon

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  1. Happy tau day

  2. Please no more rain.

  3. The robins in my front garden have flown the nest. I can now think of braving the spines of the untidy acacia bush which easily penetrate leather gloves!

  4. The robins in my front garden have flown the nest. I can now think of braving the spines of the untidy acacia bush which easily penetrate leather gloves!

  5. 'Hey' is for hearses.

  6. MAKE SOMEBODY'S WORLD ABETTER PLACE...The Girl You just called fat...She's on diet pills.The Girl You just called ugly...She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.The Boy You just tripped...He is abused enough at home.See the Man with the ugly scars...He fought for his country.The 14 year old Girl with a kid,that You just called a slut...She got raped....That Guy You just made funoffor crying...His Mother is dying.People have already enoughsorrow to deal...

  7. 'Hey' is for hearses.

  8. Stitches are out, jaw is back to normal (minues the small hole they had to drill in it, and at last I can bite into charred animal flesh straight from the grill. All may not be right with the world, but I'm pretty content.

  9. Surgery time. Going in tomorrow to (finally!) have this abscess taken out of my upper jaw.

  10. Crumby Crappy Central Line.

  11. Surgery time. Going in tomorrow to (finally!) have this abscess taken out of my upper jaw.

  12. When is the begining of the begining of the end?

  13. "O train me not, sweet mermaid, with thy note, To drown me in thy sister's flood of tears!" William Shakespeare http://t.co/o1ZRp8aE

  14. "O train me not, sweet mermaid, with thy note, To drown me in thy sister's flood of tears!" William Shakespeare http://t.co/o1ZRp8aE

  15. open circuit= current is open to go closed circuit= cuent can't get out the door is closed

  16. open circuit= current is open to go closed circuit= cuent can't get out the door is closed

  17. Crumby Crappy Central Line.

  18. I really enjoyed this

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      I don't think either of us has caused offence. If you suspect someone is annoyed or upset you can go to their profile and see if they have left a comment on their "about me " tab.

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  19. I really enjoyed this

  20. I really enjoyed this

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      If you'd like mine you'll have to come to some agreement with the Devil. I'm afraid the rest of me isn't up to much though! I'll see you in Hell (in the nicest possible way of course)

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  21. Question: What do you get if you tell the doctor you have some hearing loss and mild tinnitus in one ear? Answer: A brain scan! Friends seem to think this explains a lot!

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      Gee thanks - I feel a Van Morrison song coming on! :)

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  22. Question: What do you get if you tell the doctor you have some hearing loss and mild tinnitus in one ear? Answer: A brain scan! Friends seem to think this explains a lot!

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      If you do detect a little sarcasm please accept that it is a) gentle, and b)usually aimed at myself in some way. For example in this case I am well aware that my frankness, impulsiveness and sense of humour may lead some people to wonder if I am "quite right in the head department"! I'm just happy to be given the opportunity to "mix it" with young, vibrant, intelligent people.

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  23. Question: What do you get if you tell the doctor you have some hearing loss and mild tinnitus in one ear? Answer: A brain scan! Friends seem to think this explains a lot!

  24. Question: What do you get if you tell the doctor you have some hearing loss and mild tinnitus in one ear? Answer: A brain scan! Friends seem to think this explains a lot!

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      No,I am being treated for free by the UK system. My right ear has been down compared to my left for many years. Probably due to firearms training in a previous life. No ear defenders in those days. Getting a hearing aid for that side. Still waiting for brain scan result - hope they find I've still got one! I thought you had experienced a genuine mix up with a previous patient's results!

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