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Joatmon

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  1. Come on Alastair and Jonny!

  2. I love olympic lanes - all the way from the city to parliament square without touching my brakes once. Sure I am not allowed in them - but the illicit thrill just adds to the enjoyment of passing miles of queueing traffic

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      I've got broad shoulders. I get the blame for most things - one more won't matter!

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  3. I love olympic lanes - all the way from the city to parliament square without touching my brakes once. Sure I am not allowed in them - but the illicit thrill just adds to the enjoyment of passing miles of queueing traffic

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      I still think the hood and scarf is a good idea. Apart from anything else you can snatch the odd old ladies handbag! Just joking!!:-D

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  4. I love olympic lanes - all the way from the city to parliament square without touching my brakes once. Sure I am not allowed in them - but the illicit thrill just adds to the enjoyment of passing miles of queueing traffic

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      Remember the cameras - keep your hood up and your scarf round your face at all times!

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  5. Learning hibernate keeps putting me to sleep, Well, least it's aptly named.

  6. A jug fills drop by drop.

  7. On vacation in Mexico and stepped on a sting ray, who responded as you might expect. Holy crap! My pulse shot up to 135, heavy sweating, I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Thank goodness Mexico has good doctors and good tequila!

  8. On vacation in Mexico and stepped on a sting ray, who responded as you might expect. Holy crap! My pulse shot up to 135, heavy sweating, I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Thank goodness Mexico has good doctors and good tequila!

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      Joatmon

      .. spongy to touch. NAUSICAÄ, the French National Sea Experience Centre, i. ... Video of people touching ...

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  9. On vacation in Mexico and stepped on a sting ray, who responded as you might expect. Holy crap! My pulse shot up to 135, heavy sweating, I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Thank goodness Mexico has good doctors and good tequila!

  10. On vacation in Mexico and stepped on a sting ray, who responded as you might expect. Holy crap! My pulse shot up to 135, heavy sweating, I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Thank goodness Mexico has good doctors and good tequila!

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      You were a lot more fortunate than Steve Irwin.

      Glad you survived.

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  11. A jug fills drop by drop.

  12. Just back from a short break in Cornwall. Luckily I was strong minded enough to resist buying a rubbishy (IMO) painting and resist being converted to Scientology. To see what I mean see this video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfgXVewoHW0&feature=player_detailpage

  13. Just back from a short break in Cornwall. Luckily I was strong minded enough to resist buying a rubbishy (IMO) painting and resist being converted to Scientology. To see what I mean see this video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfgXVewoHW0&feature=player_detailpage

  14. Got bored and adopted a llama. I love the internet.

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      My wife donated a donkey for the poor of Africa. Later we read that the increasing numbers of livestock was accelerating the expansion of the Sahara Desert. She meant well!

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  15. I don't think I'm a genius, but sometimes I wonder if the intelligence I think i have is just insanity.

  16. Ankle's better, house is clean, family is reasonably healthy, work is going well. It's a damned good day.

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      I play very carefully with very low stakes. A few dollars down marks a really bad day! Every man should have a hobby and this one is a whole lot cheaper than Cigareets 'n Wuskey 'n Wild Wild Wimmin! :-D

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  17. Ankle's better, house is clean, family is reasonably healthy, work is going well. It's a damned good day.

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      Wife happy, dodged the rain, cut the lawn, table laid, dinner soon. Only bad point lost a few dollars playing poker - lol!

      Glad all going well for you.

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  18. Fell down and borked up my ankle but good. Just call me "Hobbles" for now.

  19. Bloody punctures, bloody whitechapel road

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      Not being totally logical I never considered (or neither!) lol. I was given an electric bike as a present a couple of years ago - but being retired it only comes out now and again on a nice day.

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  20. Bloody punctures, bloody whitechapel road

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      Joatmon

      You are either very fit or motorised (or both!).

      I guess you could outrun the police with a push-bike in the Metropolis!

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  21. Bloody punctures, bloody whitechapel road

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      Joatmon

      Punctures in the plural? I've only had two in the last ten years or more.

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  22. Bloody punctures, bloody whitechapel road

  23. My brain scan came back "normal". I don't know what that says about the rest of you!

  24. Bloody punctures, bloody whitechapel road

    1. Joatmon

      Joatmon

      If you will race away from the police then you must expect them to use their stinger!

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