Moontanman Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'***After a brief pause,Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.''Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, Right now.'Brief Pause.'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.''Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone.'I did it, Daddy.''And what happened, honey?' 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?''He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window And into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water Last week to clean it.He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.' Long PauseLonger PauseEven Longer PauseThen Daddy says,'Swimming pool? ........... Is this 486-5731?'No, I think you have the wrong number......... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdEarl Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971992_585197744845235_1140709989_n.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moontanman Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 The human race is doomed... http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-computer-also-sucks-your-dick,33017/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdEarl Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=601208263244183&set=a.465299380168406.106666.465298390168505&type=1&relevant_count=1&ref=nf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdEarl Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Ouch https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=588844707813872&set=a.465299380168406.106666.465298390168505&type=1&ref=nf 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TransformerRobot Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Didn't see that coming. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdEarl Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 RE: Moontanman #1459 Evolution says, "Stupidity should be fatal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TransformerRobot Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 WARNING! Penis jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Angel Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Live cats always land on their feet. Dead cats don't. So if that cat belongs to Schrodinger it's unclear what the system will do if you put it inside of a box (while the cat is alive ) and then don't look at it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I feel their pain.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iota Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMww8V4IUU In light of the NSA leaks and discussion, presidential search history. Edited July 18, 2013 by Iota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TransformerRobot Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Science cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 How to use the scientific method... http://youtu.be/LvkRUWk1kBE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EdEarl Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Sometimes I think the surest sign life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has not tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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