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Looks like we will have to perform the next act on the same stage, with the same cast of characters.

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The Mayan calendar ran out at 1:11AM HAST in Honolulu.

 

Our cosmic clock just reset to 0.

 

We are still here.

The Mayan calendar ran out at 1:11AM HAST in Honolulu.

 

Our cosmic clock just reset to 0.

 

We are still here.

No, it didn't. The Mayans didn't have DST or leap years. It actually reset months ago.

Well you must know what the obvious explanation is. At the moment Pluto culiminated over Atlantis, God saw everyone going to work or playing videogames like nothing was wrong, and he decided to wait another 5,000 years to transform us into crystal energy.

Well you must know what the obvious explanation is. At the moment Pluto culiminated over Atlantis, God saw everyone going to work or playing videogames like nothing was wrong, and he decided to wait another 5,000 years to transform us into crystal energy.

Well, I think it was that pudding that Jello offered up as a offering. What god could destroy the world with a belly full of pudding?

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ydoaPs,

 

You mean you KNEW we were in a new age months ago, and you didn't tell me!?

 

Regards, TAR2

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Random Internet New Agers claim that it's based on the equinox, which is today.

 

I think you mean solstice. The sun reaches equinox in March and September.

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Either way we have entered a new age, and have survived the transition. No getting thrown out of orbit. No Gods of war and creation, have appeared. No space ship for the believers. No use for the bunkers (which I never quite understood the logic of anyway...if the world has ended, that goes for bunkers too.) (well maybe some use...probably make a good root cellar for storing your onions and potatoes).

Either way we have entered a new age

 

You don't get to decide this. Take it back!

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You don't get to decide this. Take it back!

I was not claiming anything but that whatever astronomical cycles the Mayans were tracking, are now at the point where one long cycle has ended, and another has begun. And in claiming this is a fact, bringing focus on the fact that it was no big deal to have made this transition. It did not and does not have the significance that the new agers had thought possible. It might still mean something, but nothing Earth shattering.

 

I was not claiming anything but that whatever astronomical cycles the Mayans were tracking, are now at the point where one long cycle has ended, and another has begun. And in claiming this is a fact, bringing focus on the fact that it was no big deal to have made this transition. It did not and does not have the significance that the new agers had thought possible. It might still mean something, but nothing Earth shattering.

No different in retrospect, than claiming that the rising of the sun tomorrow will signify the dawning of a new day.

It was sarcasm. I'm sorry.

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Oh, sarcasm...nevermind the unrequired rebuttal.

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God looked around saw me doing such a good job and left me in charge... you guys are in trouble....

God looked around saw me doing such a good job and left me in charge... you guys are in trouble....

 

 

I only said you could be in charge if you promised not to touch any of the switches! If I come back and you have fiddled with the settings...

God looked around saw me doing such a good job and left me in charge... you guys are in trouble....

 

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I loved that movie, when Bruce caused the monkey to crawl out of the guys ass i laughed until i cried, my ribs were sore for days....

I loved that movie, when Bruce caused the monkey to crawl out of the guys ass i laughed until i cried, my ribs were sore for days....

 

Yes, he's a funny guy...not many people can pill off that really loony persona like he can.

Source? Various scholarly sources I've found point to today. Random Internet New Agers claim that it's based on the equinox, which is today.

Source: me

 

 

Sometimes I like to try to start anti-conspiracy theories and see how far they spread online.

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