here's a starter...

 

"Honk if the Schrödinger cat is alive"

"Warning! Light reflected from this bumper sticker travels at nearly 300,000,000m/s!"

"I don't street race anymore - the Unruh effect melted my last car"

"Honk if the Schrödinger cat is alive"

"Warning! Light reflected from this bumper sticker travels at nearly 300,000,000m/s!"

"I don't street race anymore - the Unruh effect melted my last car"

 

Nice ones!

I've seen Darwin Fish bumper stickers xD

 

http://www.northernsun.com/images/thumb/2214.jpg

Don't rush me, I'm memorizing a one-time pad.

 

Don't rush me, I'm factoring a prime number.

 

Honk if you know my private key!

Is that a slide rule in your pocket, or... oh, it's a slide rule.

 

What are *you* looking at, two-eyes?!

 

I didn't get to be a Starship Captain by living in a fantasy world!

(credit: stand-up comedian Bob Meddles)

 

I love my Heisenberg car but I get lost every time I look at the speedometer!

 

Get

*It

 

Absolute zero is cool!

 

 

 

I really want to do a T-shirt design for evolution that reads, "Y we still have apes". The Y should be big and centered and represents a phylogenetic tree branch. At the top of the Y would be a photo of modern man and modern ape, and at the bottom would be a depiction of a proto-ape. Not funny, but it would hopefully keep some of our kids off creationism. All part of my War on Creationism campaign.

It's odd that you say you are fighting a war on Creationism, yet I don't see you as a member of the Evolutionist SFN Social Group. Therefore, I can only conclude that you are a foaming at the mouth YEC.

It's odd that you say you are fighting a war on Creationism, yet I don't see you as a member of the Evolutionist SFN Social Group. Therefore, I can only conclude that you are a foaming at the mouth YEC.

Impeccable logic. No sir, can't pec a thing there, not even the smallest bit. You definitely have the tiniest peccer at SFN, YDOAPS.

 

That said, this must be a brand new social group, and the only one I'm eligible for. Thanks for the... tip (eww).

My dog is smarter than your honor student.

I'm not much of the bumper sticker type, but this place has awesome t-shirts:

 

http://wearscience.com/

I'm not much of the bumper sticker type, but this place has awesome t-shirts:

 

http://wearscience.com/

 

Thanks bascule, that's an awesome link.

I'll be sure to...er...purchase some things of interest.

Throw your hands in the air, if you are phylogentically rooted!!!!!!!!!!!!!