ecoli Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 You all knew it was coming eventually... Here's mine "Why shouldn't I rub blood all over my body and swim naked in shark infested waters?" "Sure, I'll get that supersized" "If the liquid is clear, that means it's safe to drink!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bettina Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Listen carefully..... cut the blue wire" Bee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokele Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 IIRC, these actually were the last words of someone immediately before a battle: "There's no way they could hit anything at this dist-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pangloss Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "It does kinda look like OJ...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 IIRC, these actually were the last words of someone immediately before a battle: "There's no way they could hit anything at this dist-" A famous Civil War general, actually. He was hit by a sharpshooter just before entering battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Baah, this stuff`s Stable at Any temperature" "What Bus?" "the only thing remaining is to connect these 2 wires!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Don't worry, navigating asteroid fields IS like dusting crops!" "I'm going to Las Vegas and trying my luck an Russian Roulette... no, I don't really know what the difference is." "Hi there Malcolm Reynolds, no I don't think I'll pay you what your owed. In fact, I spit at your sense of honor." ^ for those of you who don't get the reference, watch Firefly, damnit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokele Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I'll have to depart from personal quotes for this one: There is one, and only one, Doomsday prophecy which I actually believe is true. As prophecied by the great humor-fantasy author Terry Pratchett, the end of the world will be immediately preceded by the setence "I wonder what happens if I do this..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 I love Terry pratchet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL.Luke Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship. " -greedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bascule Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Famous Last Words is also a Tears for Fears song o/` Hand in hand we'll do or die listenin' to the band that made us cry... we'll have nothin' to lose... we'll have nothing to gain... just to stay this real-life situation... for one last refrain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why? Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Anyone seen Lady in the Water by Night Shayamalan? I love the last words by the writer with the glasses. I dont remember the exact thing but its that he believes that every story nowadays is the same. And he sees a wolf or something.. and he starts to narrate how he would turn his back, and rush to the door, and with split second accuracy the door would hit the creature and hurt him. But when he turns his back.. he just dies. IF taht didnt make sense.. watch the movie. lol. OK.. .so how abt this? how cold could it be in antartica? Im wearing a thin jacket. WTF was that???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 "it isn`t loaded, watch...." "YT can I try one of those Chilis please?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GutZ Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 "No! I am quite sure you're suppose to confront a bear with aggression when threatened." "You think it's a bad idea to drink Hydrofluoric Acid? Come on! whats the worst that could happen?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrisch Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 In reference to a recent post... "It's just Bismuth..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 "You can`t ban me " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padren Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 "But since I haven't seen it yet, if I close my eyes now, you can't prove a bus is about to hit me, therefore by all logic, I win the debate because you failed to prove your case!" "I'll have another" "pffft, I'm not scared of AzurePhoenix" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scicop Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 "i've executed this experiment flawlessly, it will work and I'll get great results!" "I have one more year until graduation" "i'm gonna publish in nature!" "my work will be heavily cited by others" "A 175 priority score and 9% on my RO1??!!!! I'm getting funded!!" "After my post-doc i'm gonna be a senior scienist at Pfizer" "my PhD will be worth something". There..some science related "famous" last words for you...most of them spoken by me at somepoint in my career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrisch Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 "And as we can see here, I am precariously poised atop this sleeping volcano. At any second now, she could erup--" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padren Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 "And as we can see here, I am precariously poised atop this sleeping volcano. At any second now, she could erup--" That makes me think Steve Irwin will give us some great famous last words eventually, we'll just have to wait for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why? Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a (surprise look)... what's stuck in this gun? Let me have a look while simultaneously clicking the trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyJoeCool Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 "What does this do?" "Could be worse." "I'm not gonna die..." "IT'S HEADED FOR THE GAS TANKS!!! GET THE HOSE!!!" (Funny story... This actually happened to me...) "Loosen the knot and let me go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansont Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 IIRC, these actually were the last words of someone immediately before a battle: "There's no way they could hit anything at this dist-" Actually it was "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." General John Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsylvania. Not his final words, and not cut off, though it makes for a good story. He died shortly after uttering them. http://www.civilwarhome.com/sedgwickdeath.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 "IT'S HEADED FOR THE GAS TANKS!!! GET THE HOSE!!!" (Funny story... This actually happened to me...) ... so, does that mean you're dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 "You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship. "-greedo Han: Over my dead body. Greedo: That's the idea. I've been looking forward to killing you for a long time. HAN: Yes, I'll bet you have. * zap zap * Greedo: THUD. For shame, CPL.Luke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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