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what if all people were as intelligent as each other?

 

Then they'd probably get along better, but with any fixed intelligence level across the entire population comes a whole set of problems that are solved by being a society of people with different intelligence levels. (not to sound like a royal asshole here, but, e.g. stupider people are less bored with a repetitive job) As another example, if we were to eliminate everyone from the populations except the super-geeky, then we'd probably have a way higher incidence of autism. If we had a population of people with only Aspergers/Autism, they may possess extensive mental abilities, but have considerable problems forming relationships with each other and reproducing.

 

If we had a society comprised completely of idiots, well, uhh... we'd also have problems.

would-be Serial Killers would have to vent their frustrations through whittling or knitting.

 

What if strawberry became the dominant flavor in icecream?

would-be Serial Killers would have to vent their frustrations through whittling or knitting.

 

What if strawberry became the dominant flavor in icecream?

people allergic to strawberries would still be eating chocolate.

 

what if you had 100lbs of grapefruit, a bungee cord, and an umbrella?

You'd really want to make sure you didn't brush your teeth before taking part in extreme sports, but it wouldn't matter if it was raining.

 

What if pubic hair grew 12 iches a day?

What if pubic hair grew 12 iches a day?

 

Then Remington would cash-in on the 'strap-on hygenic clipper.'

 

What if scientists figured out 'all this' was made for you ?

I`de question why it took a Scientist, and so long to figure that out! :)

 

what if we could see the Entire EM spectrum and not just the tiny bits we get now?

what if we could see the Entire EM spectrum and not just the tiny bits we get now?

 

Then Albert Hoffman would of never invented LSD !

 

What if everyone said exactly the right thing, all the time ?

Seeing the entire EM spectrum would be fun, but what if hearing the entire sound spectrum would be possible.

 

Like infrasound and ultrasound?

I`de probably get a whole new appreciation for my old Black Sabbath LPs :)

 

what if Mankind DID have all the unlimited energy it needed?

We'd have infinite mass and get instantly crushed by our own gravity.

 

What if men were the ones who wored pretty skirts and shaved their legs and arms and underarms? Not just those statistical few who already do, but all the others too.

What if men were the ones who wored pretty skirts and shaved their legs and arms and underarms? Not just those statistical few who already do, but all the others too.
You'd never stop laughing long enough for us to kiss you!

 

 

What if we all had little wheels instead of feet?

What if we all had little wheels instead of feet?

 

Then alt.pave.the.earth might've actually succeeded.

 

What if all the world's inside of your head? Just creations of your own.

then I'd be God.

 

What if The greeks were right with Zeus and the rest of the Gods?

I'd have alot of praying to cacth up on.

 

What if cotton was the most conductive material known to mankind?

I'd have alot of praying to cacth up on.

 

What if cotton was the most conductive material known to mankind?

 

Then Haines would be in the superconductor business.

 

What if our ancient ancestors paid our gravity bill with a sizeable credit left over, but it was about to run out and be turned off?

Then Haines would be in the superconductor business.

 

What if our ancient ancestors paid our gravity bill with a sizeable credit left over' date=' but it was about to run out and be turned off?[/quote']

We'd cover the Earth's surface with velcro, and wear velcro shoes on our feet!

 

What if, after you died, you went to Mars?

Your corpse would be used as fertilizer during the terraforming

 

What if it turned out God looked like Christina Aguilera in "Dirrty"?

What if it turned out God looked like Christina Aguilera in "Dirrty"?

 

Then God would be a hipocrite if masturbation was a sin.

 

What if everyone said exactly the right thing' date=' all the time ?[/quote']

 

We'd all be wearing neck braces due to the constant nodding of agreement.

 

What if we're asleep when we're awake...and vice versa.

Then everyone is the way I am!

 

 

what if you had to stand on top of your head whenever you thought of women?

what if you had to stand on top of your head whenever you thought of women?
I'd have to wear slacks instead of the pretty skirts In My Memory is making me wear (at least I could stop shaving my legs).

 

What if your sneezes shattered all glass within twenty feet of you?

We'd say damn you instead of bless you.

 

What if bird flu struck today?

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