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Scientific insults for people with a room temperature IQ

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I don't really hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

My mom always told me that "slick brain" was a good insulting thing to call someone. I guess since that ties into brain surface area it's somewhat scientific. I don't even know for sure, though, whether that "intelligence is correlated to surface area" thing is even accurate, though.

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My mom always told me that "slick brain" was a good insulting thing to call someone. I guess since that ties into brain surface area it's somewhat scientific. I don't even know for sure, though, whether that "intelligence is correlated to surface area" thing is even accurate, though.

 

I guess it could be. I can't believe that there is a special article on wikipedia for Einstein's brain.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein%27s_brain

My mom always told me that "slick brain" was a good insulting thing to call someone. I guess since that ties into brain surface area it's somewhat scientific. I don't even know for sure, though, whether that "intelligence is correlated to surface area" thing is even accurate, though.

 

It does take the edge off, if you have to explain it, though.

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I would never use this but I found a good "Insult" for a specific member on this forum:

Your quanta are made up of an unusually high amount of strange particles.

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It plays a part though Itoero - without it we'd be floating about and it would be much harder to meet people. ;-)

You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.

You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain foot.

 

Not sure it's better, just a thought.

It plays a part though Itoero - without it we'd be floating about and it would be much harder to meet people. ;-)

:) Gravitation is responsible for people falling in love...

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