Eldar, Witch Hunters,

Daemon Hunters, Tyranids,

40K Rules, Yea!

"Paint my porch," she asked.

I did, but it's not a porch.

It's a mercedes.

 

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When something is

pretty but worthless inside,

they say it's *gilded*.

 

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It's Haiku Potshots!

Who's the fairest in the land?

A girl named Gilded!

 

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"Red Bull gives you wings!"

Which makes your sweater look so

funny in the back.

 

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There's no wrong answer,

so I'm just going to say,

"Buffalo candle".

"Drink my own urine?"

Phi for All then tried it but

almost broke his back.

 

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"Damn you to hell, base!

How could you lye with my wife?"

"She protonized me!"

Hey Doctor, is that

Thermometor warm, oh, oh,

oh, NO, ANAL RAPE!!!!

 

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I am going to

appologise for that one

it was a bit bad

 

It was not my fault

It was all the fault of that

Sayonara dude

I am John McCain

and I approve this haiku.

(POW).

 

Barack Obama:

It's not about me but you

can sure vote for me.

 

It's hard to avoid

an election erection

(you prick - tease me more).

Barack has played Pong

but McCain used to throw stones

at Salem witches

 

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Carbon dating works

below sixty-thousand years,

not on John McCain.

 

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That McCain guy, eh?

Promises of grand change, has

a grand prostate too.

Good Luck to my Wife

Who's PhD Viva is

Next Friday. Good Luck! xxx

Haiku's rock! Swift late summer breeze

strangely familiar

warm touch falls unfelt

(original)

Hot dog, jumping frog

Albuquerque! WTF?

Who wrote these lyrics!?!

Breathe the heady air,

wafting gently through the room.

Don't feed the dog meat!

 

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Hiccups on cell phones;

Technolobiology,

can you --- hear me now, ---?

 

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Ornamentation.

A voodoo tattoo for you,

I'll take the spleen stud.

Psilocybin helps

with stuff like haiku and such.

Or so I have heard.

 

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Warhammer Online!

Who needs a job anyway

when you can kill dwarfs?

 

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One BFG please.

There is a cyberdemon

in the yard again.

 

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Cherry Coke for me?

No! Such eldritch blasphemy!

Burn it with napalm!

Mrsemmapeel

finally has forum friends

Happy, happy days

 

Molecules, proteins,

Genetics, DNA, lab,

lectures, coffee, friends.

 

Brain malfunction - NO!

Can't remember anything,

Better read some notes

Wife in viva as

we speak, hope she is alright

I think she will pass...

 

No more MrsP

Soon to be DrP too

very confusing.

............................................................

 

 

MrsP with a

PhD now DrP

Along with me! Yay! xxx

 

I knew she would pass

great piece of ass, whoops, forgot,

no need to rhyme - class!....

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multiple post merged

Quantum mind power

Gimmie your money now... argh

..argh.. it's not working!

Keep this thread going

It must never ever stop

We love da Haiku

Protons, Neutrons everywhere,

But not a Tachyon to think.

Five-seven-five please

You must abide by the rules

Or Phi will spank you.

oy, you! fat cat! NO!!!

You can't have any more cash!

It's gone! Put it back!

Phi, New Member Thread

Needs New Bumpity, Bann-ed

Users top again.

Haiku! Haiku! It's

off to work with you! With

dwarves it doesn't rhyme.

__________________________

 

January 8,

the day I will remember!

I don't know for what.

__________________________

 

With you at my side,

there is nothing I can't do

to not be unglad.

What is a Haiku

How many syllables, please?

No one helped, goodbye.

Baby Astronaut

Read the first post in this thread

All is explained there!

Ah! Now that it's clear

Why not attempt a haiku?

I'll get right on it

 

But first, let's empty

This frothy smooth beverage

A chilled glass of beer

 

Now then, where was I?

That happens a lot, you know

It's quite a tall glass

Pathetic mortals,

You are no match for my wrath,

Spammy, spam, spam spam

 

I like the cut, of

Phi's jib it's so nice, but his

Haiku's they suck though

 

My friends they insist,

That such tenuous Haiku's

Are so 98

The haiku is like

A short communication

Thus here it will end