Post your favorite famous last words, or things like "I wonder what this button does?" here.

 

Mine:

 

"I can't let it end like this. Tell them I said something"

-Pancho Villa

A somewhat new-age daughter was reassuring her father as he was dying, telling him that it was ok to enter the light, he was going to a better place, etc. The old man opened his eyes and yelled, "Well it's not enough that I'm dying but now I have to listen to this crap!"

What Bus?

Famous Last Words

 

Real

 

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . ."

General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

Killed in battle during US Civil War.

 

"Don't worry, it's not loaded."

Terry Kath, rock musician, d. January 23, 1978

Suicide playing Russian roulette.

 

"I am just going outside and may be some time."

- Captain Lawrence Oates (1880-1912), British soldier and explorer. Before leaving the tent and vanishing into the blizzard on the ill-fated Antarctic expedition (1910-12). Oates was afraid that his lameness would slow down the others

 

Imagined

 

"Hel…"

Ken Barger

Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death on December 21,

1992 when, awakening to the sound of a ringing phone but grabbed

instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he

drew it to his ear.

 

 

"I drank what?"

Socrates

 

"Where did all those Indians come from?"

General George Custer

"Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?"

 

Socrates

 

 

"Only one man ever understood me. And he really didn't understand me."

 

George Hegel

"Dear World. I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck."

 

- George Sanders

From various Hollywood movies:

"Hold on, do we go ON 3, or is it like 1, 2, 3, GO?"

 

"Your would-be hero can't save you now!"

 

"You'll never take me alive!"

 

"The plan is foolproof."

 

"No one can stop me now!"

 

"Who's the genius here, me or you?"

 

"Wait, I remember now. It's the BLUE wire!"

"Trust No One.....", Deap Throat to scully, last eppisode of season 1. Guess what tv show .

"I told you I was ill"

 

Spike Milligan's headstone.

of course it`s possible, I`ve seen it on TV.

What Bus?

"Hold this!"*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Any others with only two words?

Editing over the one I just posted (which was daft), here's an answer for you Phi for All:

 

Leonhard Euler (1707-1783)

"I die."

oh shit...

"what parachute?"

"All you have to do is cut the wire. It's that simple. Go ahead, cut the wire--"

BOOM!

"what are you talking about? sharks don't bite"

"Oh, it runs perfectly, never had a problem."

Can you do us all a favour and make this thread get much much better?

"we're too far away from the launch. I'm gettting a front row seat"

Which you?

 

Him or me?

Which you?

 

Him or me?

 

'You' plural.

y don't u make it better?

Because personally I think it's 24 spam posts.

"give me liberty or give me death. no, scratch that; I'm too young to die. what do you mean 'too late'?"

"Tell my mother... that, it hurts... when, I laugh..."

*dies*

 

A house key to anyone who can figure out who said that.

 

And yourdadonapogos, I think Sayonara was also making a reference to your 64.92 posts per day average as of this point when he mentioned "spam bots". :/