Everyones name is BOB in this new cult I've started. And all eunuchs, too.

 

What if trees could scream?

We would hear a lot of screams

 

what if we had no facial expressions?

Then Keanu (sp?) Reeves (Neo,Constantine) would be normal.

 

What if the world was actually a gigantice spaceship, and it actually is self powered... self heated (aka, doesn't need the sun to keep the surface temperature around 0-100°F).. and was capable of inter-galactic travel?

Astrologers would have a lot of new starsigns to play with.

 

What if civilisation had arisen in the Southern Hemisphere?

What if civilisation had arisen in the Southern Hemisphere?

McDonald's would be serving goannaburgers.

 

 

 

What if chocolate was the root of all evil instead of money?

Then I would like chocolate even more... mmmm... sacralicious...

 

What if I ran the world?

you`de have very strong leg muscles afterwards!

 

what if Water (H2O) was actualy Toxic to us?

Then chemistry would make more sense.

 

What if the USA had, imediately after it's founding, cut off all communication with the rest of the world and decided to be self sufficient?

Then we'd all be in church on sunday............and monday and tuesday and thursday and friday and saturday and yeah.....again on sunday!

 

What if we had evolved such that thinking wicked thoughts would be intolerably painful?

Masochists would have a field day!

 

what if electrical wiring and pylons really were found to be dangerous to our health?

WE'd use branches and trees instead of them!

 

what if you could add some other smilies to the smilies of this site?

We'd go overboard on things like "sarcasm" "dry wit" "orgasmic" "righeous fury" and "constipation"

 

What if broccoli took popcorn's place in cinematic culture?

Sayonara would watch alot more films bare footed (inside joke).

 

what if Miss Perfect didn`t live in Turkey, but next door to You!

Sayonara would watch alot more films bare footed (inside joke).

 

what if Miss Perfect didn`t live in Turkey' date=' but next door to You![/quote']

Then I would live in Turkey!

 

what if north america started floating really fast and collided into Europe?

awww that`s not nice! on both counts really.

I guess the yanks would have to learn the English language again

 

what if, you were only allowed ONE MORE post here on SFN, what would it be about?

Definately a very very funny joke.

 

What if the early humans never discovered fire?

They would never have started chainsmoking in a futile attempt to kill time before the release of the Playstation 3.

 

What if the Bible was written as a series of pictures?

That would be pretty cool coz i dont like reading.

 

What if we were ruled by animals, or animals hunted us and ate us like we do?

We could get out of the situation by the power of thinking!

 

what if everyone was invisible?

 

 

what if Miss Perfect didn`t live in Turkey' date=' but next door to You![/quote']

Where's Turkey!

We'd have to squeeze to determine fatness-levels

 

What if Michael Jackson had been a powerful Egyptian Pharaoh?

We'd have to squeeze to determine fatness-levels

 

What if Michael Jackson had been a powerful Egyptian Pharaoh?

We'd equate Egypt with "pop music."

 

What if we were each put onto our own desert island?

Then our body would have the same situation as our soul and mind!

 

what if sound traveled faster than light?

You would hear sounds from the future.

 

What if pants were sentient?

there would be a "pants rights movmenet" by some neo-yuppies, and somehow, wearing pants would become illegal... Some might say this would be a good thing!

 

What if the planet was actually shaped like a doughnut (sp?)?

Black holes would suck the planet into them!

 

What if you were the 1 in your avatar?