Then you'd know the answer.

 

What if the healthiest of foods was a ball-peen hammer?

Then I could do some metalwork while taking a dump.

 

What if you met a talking dog?

Then I'd take him on the Letterman show.

 

What if every world leader was turned into a rock in 10 seconds?

There would be less corruption.

 

What if everyone was blind until age 18?

Graffiti would look a whole lot more interesting

 

what is planes, trains and busses all ran on time for a change?

We'd have no excuse for showing up to work 45 minutes late when we wanted to sleep in.

 

What if you were me?

I wouldn`t worry about the trains, planes or busses, I`de stay in bed all day anyway

 

what if there was only One language?

Then we could build a tower to Heaven, but God would just knock it down

 

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Are you Serious?

 

what if we could comunicate with Dogs, would they still be "Mans best Friend"?

Probably not, I don't like people who can talk.

 

What if SFNs colours where green and red?

I wouldn't feel cold as much as now!(j/k)

 

what if you would meet YT20945 in the street?

He'd never know it, because I'm stalking him. Behind the bushes. ( )

 

What if you had US$1,000,000?

I`de spend a portion of it finding out why I had 2 Ladies Stalking and asking Questions about me, I`de invest the rest and spend the interest on projects I can`t complete and BBQ parties

 

aha! but what if BBQ briquettes were Silicon based instead of Carbon?

Then we could feed them to computers instead of humans.

 

What if we lived in a 2D plane?

Everyone would complain about the lack of head room.

 

What if creationists *snicker* had it right *snicker* all along? *snickers loudly*

You wouldn't snicker loudly when you were asking this quesion!

 

What if you could travel at the speed of dark?

 

 

I`de spend a portion of it finding out why I had 2 Ladies Stalking and asking Questions about me,

No need to spend money, you can simply ask us the reason!

I do travel at the speed of dark. That's why I'm 25 and live with my parents.

 

What is everybody in the world moved to Texas (at the same time)?

Then I would loose all hope for the preservation of common sense.

 

What if Ireland turned out to be a very large spaceship that had been secretly placed next to the Brit.Isles by the Dutch?

What if Ireland turned out to be a very large spaceship that had been secretly placed next to the Brit.Isles by the Dutch?

 

I'd laugh. Because I'm part Irish!

 

What if the X-Files were true?

it is true, dont u know its just a part of a massive government cover up, like stargate SG1? (lol)

 

what if Dinosaurs had not died out,

mostly we wont be alive in such huge numbers and world population would be under control.

 

What if all the fossil fules run out today this very second.

I`d be trying to find out what caused all my storage containers to leak.

 

What if a Chicken and an Egg made love, would it answer the age old question?

What if a Chicken and an Egg made love, would it answer the age old question?

No, it would just raise more age-related questions.

 

 

 

 

What if singing in the shower were suddenly made illegal?

Then no-one would care that much.

 

What if the Earth where flat?

Then someone can fall. The newest thing in suicide.

 

What if everyones name was BOB?