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You don't know how true this is! I just fought Jordan (from the science forums) on Sunday! MY you can read minds when you have not SEEN the person!

LOL!!!! Good one! A teacher started to teach psycology to frshmans, so he wanted to make an introductory lesson. He called out "Anyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand up" None of the class stood up except for one boy. He asks the boy "Do you think you are stupid?" The boy replies "No, but it would be a shame for you to be standing there all by yourself!"

Well, yes. But, this was the smartest thing ALL the groups of researchers have made. No other group made something more intelligent than that!

A family were waiting at Gate 35 for their flight to board. The loudspeaker suddenly sounds and says "Air Delta has changed boarding gate from gate 35 to Gate 41". So, the family get up and move to gate 41. Just as they are going to settle down, the loudspeaker sounds again "Air Delta will now be boarding at gate 35 and NOT gate 41". So, again, they move to settle down and wait. Just as they are going to settle down, the loud speaker sounds again and says "Thank you for participating in Air Delta's passenger fitness programme"

Well, I chose yes, but not within my lifetime. People are working on it, and so far, they have created something as intelligent as a dishwasher! It runs on electricity on a grid. When part of the grid is switched off, and if the robot is in there, it would move with a reserve power to look for an area that has electricity. That was the smartest 'thing' they have made yet!

Here's another one: A waiter was continuously requested by a customer to switch on the A/C as it was too hot. Then, 5 minutes later, he was told to switch it off. This happened throughout the whole hour. Another customer was watching the patient waiter, looking for any signs of annoyance, but found none. So he asks the waiter "Why don't you throw him out? The is harrassment!" The waiter smiles "I have no problem with it as we don't even have an A/C!"

How do they explode? When dropped? Or just when lit?

I would also say mermaids, since mermaids have a permanent tail and all that stuff. It is more unlikely for a human to change every month with a full moon. Scientifically, I haven't heard of something that can get REALLY affected my the moon!

I think that you can get the concentrated acid from a wet car battery (sulphuric acid). Also, I think aluminium sheets should work, but you will need to grind them to powder!

Here is another one: A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" the mother replied "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head." The next child walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" She replied, "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." The last child walked up to her and said "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY." The mother replied, "Be quiet, Fridge!"

This one really cracked me up!: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes said Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The Lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, Someone has stolen our tent!"

I'd forgotten to put that in. I forgot what it was called! A girl's dog has died and the parents are trying to calm her down. The parent have tried everything but she yet cries. So, the say "Don't worry! Your dog is probably in heaven with God" The girl replies "What will God want with a dead dog?"

YAY!!!! I got the A-Level part correct! Nearly. You are doing AS level! The starting point of A levels!

A man and his wife enter a dentist clinic. The wife tells the dentist "I don't want any anaesthesis or anything like that. I am in a hurry, just pull the tooth out!"The dentist says "My, you are very brave! Show me the tooth." The wife tells her husband "Come dear. Show the dentist your tooth!"

Looks much higher than GCSE level. I would think it would be about A-level standard!

Nice study on it I couldn't have phrased it better. But, the only thing I have to say about it, similar to what Edward said is that in moderation, cartoons have no bad effects, its just that when it goes over the top, it has bad aspects to it!

Sorry I couldn't asnwer earlier Something turned up! Thanx for all your asnwers. They are really helpful!

Possibly. I think they would control it to an extent that would be bearable to humans. But, yet, I am not sure!

Hi there! I was just wondering about this: In an airplane, the flight attendant usually tells you on those annoying videos that the pressure in the cabin is carefully controlled. what does that mean? Do they mean that the cabin pressure remains at normal atmospheric levels? If so, read on: When the airplane ascends to a greater altitude, your ears start to pop, since there is a change in pressure. Doesn't that mean the pressure in the cabin is NOT controlled? As if the pressure WAS controlled, your ears wouldn't pop?

Here are some, but they are pretty old: 1.Omnigraph: This is the one I am SURE that you could get. I am not sure whether you could plot 3d functions on this. 2.Derive, by Smile Software: this is the one my school uses. Again, you can't plot 3d functions on this!

Why? Has it become a private discussion now? ONLY BY E-MAIL!! Just wondering!

It also came up in "The official Joeks section!" Very good one that is!