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Hi! Just out of curiosity, what does KONNICHIWA MINASAN!!! and MINASAN WA BAKA DESUYO!!!! mean? Just asking!

I already have that on my website Its the one that cracks my mother up!

No just a general thought. Then I had changed my mind into doing chemical engineering, and that's where I am now!

wow! I was thinking of doing microbiology as a job!

yeah. I think this is going to become one of the hottest and longest threads on the science forums!

A blonde walks into a hotel and chekcs in. The night, she goes to the bar and has a drink. To her amazement, the tumbler is twice as big as a normal tumbler. With this, she asks the waitress, "Why is everything so big?" The waitress says, "Well, it just is. Everything in this hotel is big!" After that, the blonde gooes and tries to look for her room. She enters a dark room and suddenly falls into a swimming pool. The blonde cries out "Please! Don't flush!"

Here is another one: A man and a boy are siting opposite to each other in a train. The man has $1000 in his pocket and the boy has $500 in his pocket. The man wants to get that $500 from that boy. So, he tells the boy "Ok. Ask me a puzzle. If I get it correct you give me $500. If I don't, then I'll give you $1000". The boy agrees and says "Then, you ask me a puzzle, if I don't know,I'll give you $500". They both agree and the boy starts first "What is green, has 345 legs, and 4 eyes, and a body the glows in the dark?" The man doesn't know and gives the boy $1000. The man asks "now, for your puzzle, what is the answer to your riddle?" The boy replies "I don't know, and gives him the $500!" If you didn't understand, the boy now ends up with $1000 and the man with $500, exactly the opposite to what they had started off with!

And another: A man goes into a rowing boat with a little boy who is doing the rowing. It was clear that the man was educated. He asks the boy "Do you know biochemistry?" The boy replies "No, sir". The man sighs "tsk.tsk. Quarter your life is gone". 10 minutes later, the man asks " Do you know calculus?" The boy replies "No, sir". The man sighs "tsk.tsk. Half your life is gone". 10 minutes later, the man asks again " Do you know physics?"The boy replies "No, sir". The man sighs "tsk.tsk. Half your life is gone". With this, the boy pushes the man into the water and asks the man "Do you know swimming?" the man replies "no!" The boy replies "tsk.tsk. your WHOLE life is gone!"

Here's another one: It is the first time a villager has visited the city. He is amazed by the tall skyscrapers and buildings. A man sees this villager and realises that he can trick the villager into giving him money. The man goes to the villager and tells him, "ou know that building? You have to pay me for every storey that you look at! It's $10 per storey".The villager pays him $150. After that man goes with the money, another man comes up to him and tells him "That man tricked you!"The villager replies "Oh no! I tricked that man. I wasn't looking at 15 storeys, but 22!"

lol! I wish I could get a dog like that!

lol. Let's not try and prove it, like we always do in science!

oh ok. In that case, I would say physics is completely wrong I can't get head nor tail about it!

Why?

I won't! I would actually be glad if you could post the answers on http://www.dragonslairforums.co.nr in the general section!

lol! here is another: A woman thinks that her husband is cheating on her, so, when the husband kisses her goodbye and leaves the house, she takes a shotgun, aims and fires, but she misses When he comes bag, she hugs him and says "Oh, i missed you!"

Thank you!

Here is a good one, especially if you hate microsludge* Bill Gates dies and goes to St. Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have an equal amount of things that you have done good and things that you have done bad. So, I'll give you a choice of going to hell or heaven" St. Peter first takes him to hell, and Gates sees beautiful women and brilliant gardens and all. Then, he is taken to heaven where he sees paradise. But, it was not as convincing as hell. Gates chooses hell. St. Peter says" Ok. I'll come after a week to check that everything is alright" A week later, St. Peter comes to see that Gates is being tortured by old ladies. Horrible, Horrible stuff. Gates says "Hey, what I saw wasn't like this. It was MUCH better than this? What happened?" St. Peter replies "That was a demo" *Name made up by Capn' Refshmatt if I remember correctly in the Spyware thread for Microsoft!

I have one thing to say to that YT, always expect the unexpected!

How do they measure how funny a joke is? Is it given a rating from 1-10 or something?

Here is another one: An island had 20 people, one of which was an old woman. It started to rain on that island and thus, it caused a flood. A rescue helicopter came and told hte people that it only had space for 19 people. So, the people on that island told the lady to climb up first. They had left a young man on the island. When the lady got on, the rest of the 18 guys held on to the ladder and started to climb. No one was in yet. As they were flying away, the lady said, "turn back. I will sacrifice myself because I have seen the worls and have lived long enough. He hasn't, so, let him see the world". All of the guys on the ladder started clapping!

Nope, I read it in a mgazine that I subscribe to. It was the best one I ever read! Why?

Here's one. A science teacher want to disect a frog in class. He has a sandwhich in his hand and the frog in his pocket. On the way, he sees a weihghing machine. He thinks"I want to weigh myself. But, to make it more accurate,I'll take off all my clothes". After he weighs himself, he puts everything back on. He disects the sandwhich in the class and eats the frog instead! If you guys are willing to go to other webistes, then, I have some good jokes on there. Blonde are REALLY recommended. Here is the direct link for you enthusiasts! http://dragonslair.europe.webmatrixhosting.net/Jokes/Jokesframe.htm Enjoy! By the way, here are two more, short jokes. A blonde is hanging from a cliff and has one of her arms chopped off. How do you kill her? Wave at her! ------------------------------- How do you stop a blonde getting out of her house? Build a circular driveway around it!

Oh my! Where do you get ur jokes from! They are really funny! Let's keep it up!

Why would it be more funny?

Very nice jokes Swansont!!!