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Why I'll Probably Never Get To Heaven

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I guess 25 - 35 cents isn't wasn't too bad!

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Why you'll probably never get to heaven? Because it almost certainly doesn't exist and is incredibly likely to be little more than a figment of human imagination.

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As long as you didn't lie about it afterward.

Dziękujemy
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Proszę bardzo.

Love it! And the only Polish I know is: Thank You

Edited by rigney

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Just for you rigney...

 

"Oh, Hall yell"!

 

Why you'll probably never get to heaven? Because it almost certainly doesn't exist and is incredibly likely to be little more than a figment of human imagination.

[/quote"]BOO! "C'mon, loosen up.

As long as you didn't lie about it afterward.

I didn't think that far. Oh well I expect I can get used to Nun's habits!

 

Much later edit: I have been giving it some thought. Since the question was rarely asked I don't think things are really that bad. Under the circumstances I shall remain optimistic, put my Nun's habit back in the drawer and stop practising for my next life!

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I didn't think that far. Oh well I expect I can get used to Nun's habits!

 

Much later edit: I have been giving it some thought. Since the question was rarely asked I don't think things are really that bad. Under the circumstances I shall remain optimistic, put my Nun's habit back in the drawer and stop practising for my next life!

I'd put my "habit" away but I've worn it so long I doubt that I can get it off. No pun intended.

 

Why you'll probably never get to heaven? Because it almost certainly doesn't exist and is incredibly likely to be little more than a figment of human imagination.

Lighten up pal, once in a while a little levity is the best medecine.

What is there to lighten up about? My comment is almost certainly true and valid.

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What is there to lighten up about? My comment is almost certainly true and valid.

Well Bless your heart! But isn't that a rather morbid way of expressing it.? Me thinks!

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Well, thanks. And, bless your... pancreas, maybe?

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Well, thanks. And, bless your... pancreas, maybe?

Danka!

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