Phi for All Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I once flew a duck to Australia. Ducks are best because they'll never fail ya. Fly you quick as a fox to a post office box, and from there, just get someone to mail ya. Creationist posts are all junky. Their arguments get kind of funky. "Science sucks! You're all pimps! WE are better than chimps!" Which is really a slight to a monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appolinaria Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 too complicated too complicated yes it is yes it is too complicated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 (stealing limericks from my computer-generated poetry stockpile) I am the Alpha and the Omega of love, knowing that I am Yahweh. Saul struck the Amalekites, from Havilah as was soulful, with a bit of jazz-- as though she was wearing a THONG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Homeopathy is nothing but crap Taking money away from poor saps More dilute means more strong Is completely silly and quite wrong Be ever vigilant to such nonsensical traps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted October 31, 2011 Author Share Posted October 31, 2011 Appolinaria lives in Connecticut, where they don't understand rhyming etiquette. An angel-haired genie who will axe your linguini, 'cause that's how they get their spaghetti cut! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appolinaria Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 +1 -1 +2 -2 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brainteaserfan Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 (edited) Creationist posts are all junky. Their arguments get kind of funky. "Science sucks! You're all pimps! WE are better than chimps!" Which is really a slight to a monkey. Umm, S-F-N Rule 1-C Has been violated, see? By no less than a mod I do not applaud Generalized attacks on me ---------- Phi thinks humans are equal to chimps I seem to catch a glimpse Of monkeys engaging in science?? Evidence falls in defiance! Of such an idea of wimps #Are these actually limericks? Edited November 1, 2011 by Brainteaserfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imatfaal Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 A lim'rick has scansion perculyar Anapestic, or known as de de daa the first line has three 2 and five do agree for the rest two is all that there are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyMcC Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Swansont of Washington DC Said I get a great urge to pee When a man with a notion Claims perpetual motion Is as easy as A B and C 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 A Lim'rick packs laughs anatomical, Into space that is quite economical. The good ones it's seen, Seldom are clean, And the clean ones are seldom so comical. Favourites being; There was a young lass from Madrass, Who had a magnificent ass, Not rounded and pink, As some people think, T'was grey, had long ears and ate grass. There was a young lady from Nod, Who thought babies were presents from God. But t'was not the Almighty That lifted her nightie, T'was Roger the lodger, the sod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 I always liked: There once was a hermit named Dave, who kept a dead whore in a cave. Said Dave, "I'll admit I'm a bit of a shit, but look at the money I save!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyMcC Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I would like you to think a bit Dude Is it true Fermat made a big boob When he said "I have found Proof simple and sound That a cube plus a cube's not a cube"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 A Lim'rick packs laughs anatomical, Into space that is quite economical. The good ones it's seen, Seldom are clean, And the clean ones are seldom so comical. A lady performer in yellow Entertained a salacious young fellow He thrust a reward Into her G-string, and Lord! The string fell right off her cello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyMcC Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 As a visitor from the far reaches of space I've studied English and decided to prove my ability By writing this Limerick But as I don't really understand poetry Perhaps it's not very good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appolinaria Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyMcC Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 +1 Thank you, glad someone likes my sense of humour lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appolinaria Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Thank you, glad someone likes my sense of humour lol. I see what you did there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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