Well, I never thought the day would come that I'd be writing my last goodbyes from SFN. The past few months of my life have been times of great change, and for better or worse, that change has spread to SFN.

 

Beginning in just a few weeks I'll be moving to Clearwater, Florida to train to become an Operating Thetan. After my recent conversion to Scientology, I have given ownership of SFN to the Church of Scientology so that they may use its vast public reach to clear negative engrams from people around the world, and to spread the word of Scientology and Dianetics far and wide.

 

Beginning next Monday, SFN will become ScientologyForums.Net. We'll largely keep the current discussion format, although of course the Psychiatry and Psychology forum will have to go.

 

I truly apologize for the short notice, but I believe this is all for the best. I hope SFN can join me on the path to spiritual freedom.

For years I've been complaining about the google ads that feature the church of Scientology in science forums. I thought it was inappropriate, honestly.

 

But then they approached us, offering their remedies, and after going through their dienetics book and experiencing the exhilaration of their personality test, I am sold. My thetan has never felt more right(-angled).

 

I want to welcome our new bosses to the forum and encourage everyone to denounce science, get rid of psychology, dump electricity and magnetism and connect two conducting rods to a measuring device and hold them tightly in both hands, and let Tom out of the closet.

 

Cheers and good luck to us all!

Oh God - you've blown my cover!

Let me be the first to welcome our new Thetan overlords.

Can I get to meet Tom Cruise?

Can I get to meet Tom Cruise?

Only his anonymous online character. He might be lurking on the forums already!

Only his anonymous online character. He might be lurking on the forums already!

 

Not just lurking, he's part of the new management.

 

Oh God - you've blown my cover!

 

Surely, you mean "Oh Xenu"

Not just lurking, he's part of the new management.

 

Isn't that what managers do? Lurk?

You don't mean they actually do any useful work??

Like we really fell for it

I shall henceforth be known as L. Phi for Me Alone. Doubters will be shot.

I always new I would be audited someday...

Surely, you mean "Oh Xenu"

 

mooeypoo - Actually I did mean God. He is master of all us members of the Second Spanish Inquisition to whom we pay homage as we stack our firewood ,keep our tinder dry and make our list of Scientific Heretics.

Edited April 1, 201114 yr by TonyMcC

mooeypoo - Actually I did mean God. He is master of all us members of the Second Spanish Inquisition to whom we pay homage as we stack our firewood ,keep our tinder dry and make our list of Scientific Heretics.

 

Because nobody expects. . . . The Spanish Inquisition!

Very nice, Will i have to pay for new spiritual enlightenment classes? Or do we get a free trial?

 

:lol:hahahah very nice touch....... I like i like....

April the first is no more - for this year!

"Scientology" isn't a contraction for the words, "science," and "ontology?"

"Scientology" isn't a contraction for the words, "science," and "ontology?"

 

It depends how you define contraction, science, ontology, and the word "and".

Holy Zenu you people are late to the party. I've been hating psychiatry for years.

It depends how you define contraction, science, ontology, and the word "and".

Define "define."

Define "define."

Touché.

Touché.

I think it's spelled "tushy".

It's so nice to return to the voices of sanity after cruising the creationist forums.

Have I missed something, or was this scientology thing an APRIL 1st joke ?

Edited April 4, 201114 yr by Mike Smith Cosmos

Have I missed something, or was this scientology thing an APRIL 1st joke ?

 

Nope.