O, a pine table!

Dark, thick evil surrounds it.

Where's the damn chainsaw?

Very flattering' date='

cat, for you to lick me, but

unsanitary.

 

Why, you ask, kitty?

It's because you lick your butt,

cleaning kittily.[/quote']

 

i did not ask you

I wouldnt lick you anyway

i dont swing that way!

Cat, I'm jealous, *sigh*

if I could reach I wouldn't

need cable TV.

Back from USA,

California's rather large,

Not like the UK

 

Slept on floors and sheets,

San Francisco airport seats,

Hoarding British sweets

 

Camps and redwood trees,

Sister's wedding, no bedding?

Cramps, but good times, food

 

Next day on the go,

Five days straight across three states,

Highway radio

 

Come Election Day,

In the coolest place in States

Death Valley, to say

 

Las Vegas: the Strip,

Hoover Dam and Grand Canyon,

Feel like a tourist

 

Soon back overseas,

Just brought shirts and memories

And Zim DVD's

 

Rainy place, England,

Work is boring, house is dull

But they have broadband

Oh dear, I've got my

geography test damn soon.

This morning really.

So many newbies

since I last visited here.

Some Haiku-ers, yes?

A B C D E

F G H I J K L

M N O P Q

Oh, haiku thread ownz!

Y'all newbs should do haiku too.

Go haiku thread go!

Aztecs smoked the leaves

But it was Cadbury's who

Really got it right

Leaving my post in

the Bush administration.

Wanted you to know.

Thai origami,

with birds of tranquility,

smiles fight violence.

Thai origami,

with birds of tranquility,

smiles fight violence.

Colorado snow,

shivering powdery white!

Testicles protest.

Guess if it's fun when

it's minus twenty five here

and two feet of snow?

 

Once: minus twenty.

I wore a fisherman's hat.

My ears were damn red. >:/

Oh, no one expects

the Spanish Inquisition!

That's their main weapon!

I ate 'shrooms again.

Now I think Bush is very smart.

No more 'shrooms for me.

Beware the Bushrooms!

They'll make you paranoid and

see God everywhere!

Primitive Bushmen

aren't great either, I think.

They steal your oilwells.

Bush-el basket case,

Iraq sees the burning Bush

and now feels am-Bushed

Bloodhound wrote nonsense

I ask the gods of Haiku

poetic justice?

 

Bloodhound will be smote

Such wrath not seen since noah

Spare him they will not!

A B C D E

F G H I J K L

M N O P Q

Bloodhound wrote nonsense

I ask the gods of Haiku

poetic justice?

 

Bloodhound will be smote

Such wrath not seen since noah

Spare him they will not!

High Court of Haiku

in session. Honorable

Judge Blike presiding.

 

Bloodhound is charged with

metered alphabattery.

How do you plead, dog?

O, brave Sir bloodhound!

One might say, that your haiku

is quite not "t3|-| |_33t".

Me know me is smart

People other think me dumb

No listen me smart

Bloodhound wrote nonsense

I ask the gods of Haiku

poetic justice?

 

Bloodhound will be smote

Such wrath not seen since noah

Spare him they will not!

 

Beauty is in the eye

Of the Beholder. This is

new form of Haiku.

 

A Bit like Modern

Art may I say. River of

Creativity.

The accused speaks well!

"Creativity river,

not the A-B-Seas!"

 

What is the verdict?

Are there grounds for sentencing?

For Haiku hanging?

 

What say you, Judge blike?

Shall he run free or have you

found sound bloodhound grounds?