he who cook carrots

and pees in same pot

be dirty bugger.

Me be the person

who is the dirty bugger

and I like it much

Eat all of them now,

since carrots improve eyesight.

Pick right pot next time.

peas were spelled Pees

a Typo I made

Learned from Yoda I did

So great Yoda is!

A clever one he be, yes.

Looks like a scrotum.

Poor PrimaryGun!

Sleep eludes him like a ghost

from the Ghostbusters.

I never sleep, no!

Energy drink is better!

*Has bad heart attack*

I should be working

But I am writing Haiku

Low production day

Haiku is real work,

great work of the brilliant mind.

I'm skipping homework.

Super human soul,

Kryptonite found you too soon.

Up, up and away!

With wings of great hope,

he walked; not with his two legs.

Now: gone to the light.

Christopher is gone.

Welling is Superman now.

Christopher is missed.

Third debate letdown;

"Let me quote some statistics!"

Debate, mass debate.

Oh bloody hell, debates!

I would rather watch grass grow

because I'm silly.

Voting absentee,

I got my ballot today!

Auf Wiedersehen, Bush!

I do like Kerry.

Strangely, I live in Finland.

Dammit! Go Kerry!

Kerry is scary

but Bush is not much better

Nader just plain sucks

Two party system

does not favor citizens

black and white; not us.

Crikey, my blikey!

That was a really good one.

Go haiku thread go!

Hawk on my rooftop

told me the war is stupid.

I told him, "No sh*t!"

Damn that Hawk, always

skateboarding on people's roofs.

Did he pull some tricks?

Come on people, write!

If you don't, you're most likely

a dirty commie.

Osama the fox,

burning Bush ignites Islam

(eight years of terror).

 

Negotiation

is the way to fight terror,

not four more, war more.

Good haiku there Phi.

I'm glad that I didn't have to

bump this up again.

 

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Elements are fun!

Oh bugger, I think I ate

some polonium.

Very flattering,

cat, for you to lick me, but

unsanitary.

 

Why, you ask, kitty?

It's because you lick your butt,

cleaning kittily.