Soggy Florida!

Charley, Frances, now Ivan.

You guys need a break!

did not know this thread

would be so popular wow

I am amazed

yeah well there you go,

your such a lucky person...

what else can i say?

There's a man named Phi.

His name makes me have to pee.

That, you can not see.

Lightning is coming,

the sky is black and weepy.

Computer goes PHFTT!

one two three four five

six seven eight nine ten ee-

leven twelve thirteen

Sunday, a big boom.

The earthquake shook the whole town.

It was very loud.

Counting the seconds

between the lovely flashes.

IT'S GONNA FRY MY ------------------------

Haiku was getting

close to being on page two;

cannot let it die!

thank you phi very

much, I cannot believe the

success of this thread

Kudos go to you!

bloodhound's therapy in verse,

sanity online!

Everyone watches,

soon Bush will lose election,

and then we will cheer

Autumn is calling,

yellow and orange dance with glee!

Burn the leaves and Bush!

Can't burn Mr.Bush.

Murder is not legal. Duh!

Must be better way.

Apologies if this has been posted before:

 

The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao, until

You bring fresh toner.

Rewrite history!

I am the last one standing;

we did it my way.

Haiku kinda low.

I had to up Haiku thread.

You must have figured.

September holding

on by one hand from the cliff

as October laughs.

Science folk love haiku

It has them all in fits, oops

My first line had six.

I'm done with my cart,

will the man walking inside

save me a big trip?

 

"Hey mister! You need

a cart to shop. Want this one?"

"NO! Me want new cart!"

Yay, science is fun!

Do you like science? I do.

Yay, woo hoo, hoorah!

I am ignorant

do not know what culture is

what is haiku

Haiku is drama

played on the stage of the mind

with no rehearsal.

I am ignorant

do not know what culture is

what is haiku

 

You ARE ignorant.

Know what punctuation is?

You need question marks.

Toads are fun to lick.

I see Bush on pogostick.

Must lick toad again.