<mooeypoo> we're all nerds here

<ydoaPs> i'm not a nerd

<mooeypoo> some of us are hot nerds

<ydoaPs> i'm just a loser

<mooeypoo> you're not a loser

<mooeypoo> you're winningly challenged

 

It's all about the phrasing..

As evidenced by the last few quotes the richness of the conversation at #sfn is truly incredible. So join #sfn. OR DIE (by natural causes, someday).

<Gilded> I'm always secretly disappointed when I find out that the conversation at hand isn't about coprophilia

This is full of win.

13:50:53 <Capn_Refsmmat> someone ought to do a psychological study into the minds of Crackpots

13:52:54 Raxo dons his psychological hat

13:53:00 <Raxo> THEY'RE NUTS

13:53:06 Raxo takes off the hat

13:55:05 <Capn_Refsmmat> thank you for that insightful commentary

<Klaynos> photons are NOT cars though

<Klaynos> they have no interenal energy conversion method

<SFN33163> yes they are

 

Motor Daddy on cars and photons...

<MotorDaddy> So define distance, then. It shouldn;t be a problem.

<ajb> ds^{2} = g_{\mu \nu}(x)dx^{\mu}dx^{\nu}

<ajb> point being we need to define the metric g_{\nu \mu}(x)

<ajb> it does not usually come for free

<ajb> for example, consider just R^{2} and give it the Euclidean metric

<ajb> then ds^{2} = dx^{2} + dy^{2} with g_{a b} = \delta_{ab}

<MotorDaddy> Where is X=0

<ajb> so we get just Pythagora's rule

<ajb> what is X?

<MotorDaddy> I don't know.

Couldn't resist.

Yes, I was quite amused by the question "where is X?", only to find out none had an idea what X is! LOL

MotorDaddy: What do the green plus signs mean on the right side of the screen?

ecoli: idk

ecoli: are you using the java app?

ecoli: ah yes, you are

MotorDaddy: I don;t know, I just click on chat on the top of the board.

ecoli: oh

ecoli: those are the people who have voice

MotorDaddy: Oh, so you can talk on this chat?

ecoli: well, I can set the mode so the room becomes moderated

ecoli: in that case, only the people who have voice can talk

MotorDaddy: I mean, do people actually talk to each other, or just type?

ecoli: no, type

mode (+m ) by ecoli

ecoli: see you can't talk now

ecoli: "talk"

ecoli: talk = type

mode (-m ) by ecoli

ecoli: see?

MotorDaddy: test

MotorDaddy: Do you guys communicate with voice?

ecoli: no, voice is just a mode you can set on users

ecoli: IRC doesn't have voice chat

MotorDaddy: I don;t see a green plus sign next to my username.

ecoli: because you don't have voice

ecoli: neither does John or the Cap'n

MotorDaddy: What does the plus sign represent?

ecoli: having voice

MotorDaddy: I don't have voice?

ecoli: no

MotorDaddy: I'm lost. lol

MotorDaddy: What is voice?

ecoli: *sigh*

 

Don't worry though, he got it eventually

Don't worry though, he got it eventually

 

Not by way of your explanation, though.

I'm scared by the above conversation!

* ydoaPs has 1335 songs on his playlist

<Raxo> get 2 more

<ydoaPs> after two more, i don't think i could bear to get any more

<Raxo> 4d 15:33:12.469

<Raxo> worth of music

* ydoaPs only has 3.4d

<Raxo> 2d 20:31:14.228 in my playlist

<Gilded> 1wk 0d 13:40:43.428

<Raxo> damn you

<Gilded> Hmm actually I hadn't updated the playlist in a while

<Gilded> 1wk 1d 4:27:58.474

<Gilded> Most of it is crap though

<ydoaPs> Raxo, keep in mind that Gilded has no job and spends all day illegally downloading porn and music

<Raxo> ahh

<Gilded> That is completely inaccurate

<Gilded> I also download movies and games and watch and play them, respectively

* topic: We are here you just need to wait a few mins after talking!

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15:56… SFN21872 has quit IRC (Quit: SFN Java Client: http://www.scienceforums.net/)

16:04… @Klaynos: TOPIC BIATCH!!!

 

roflmao, you go Klaynos.

Just to point out the topic says:

 

* Topic for #sfn is: We are here you just need to wait a few mins after talking!

 

Yes, we can all edit our posts

<Gilded> I've probably told this before but I've seen Avril Lavigne live

<Raxo> SINNER

<Raxo> BURN IN THE FIRES OF TEENT BOB HELL

<Raxo> *TEENY

<Gilded> I JUST WENT FOR THE UNDERAGE GIRLS

 

proof that Gilded likes the little girls

16 is legal.

 

Anyway, these conveniently selected quotes make me seem like some sort of perverted, insane, lazy nolife bum. How absurd!

<Gilded> "Teachers should not be prosecuted for having affairs with their sixth formers, a union chief has said."

<Gilded> I think I'm going to be a teacher

Anyway, these conveniently selected quotes make me seem like some sort of perverted, insane, lazy nolife bum. How absurd!

 

Since when has absurd meant "accurate"?

<Gilded> I sort of need to go to the shop but at this hour there are all kinds of elderly and weird people there

<Raxo> so?

<Capn_Refsmmat> Don't worry, you're weird enough

 

gonna rag on myself here

<Capn_Refsmmat> It's always fun to sit around thinking what certain people would be like drunk

<Raxo> i want to be drunk on irc once

<Gilded> Or alternatively what the would be like sober

<Raxo> see if any good quotes show up

<Capn_Refsmmat> or if you can spell any better

<Raxo> Capn_Refsmmat, i hoep i can

Nerd boredom can be dangerous...

 

(+nitric) im also doing some java programin(clock)

(+mooeypoo) nice

(+nitric) yah its boring

(+nitric) im using bluej compiler

(+bascule) Java sucks

(+nitric) you suck

(+bascule) no, I mother****ing rule

(+bascule) Java sucks

(+mooeypoo) O.o

(+nitric) no you dont

(+bascule) Apparently you're confused, so let me clear it up for you: you're wrong

(+bascule) Java = ass, /me = awesome

(+mooeypoo) this is so going to the quotes thread.

 

And just for the record, *I* rule. You two are nerds.

Since when has absurd meant "accurate"?

 

Well uh... so is your face!

<Gilded> I suppose it's nice that more and more people are interested in fecal bacteria

 

funny definition of nice gilded has there.

funny definition of nice gilded has there.

 

Knowing is half the battle. If people didn't know about fecal bacteria they wouldn't have that much of a reason to wash up after a Boston pancake.

 

PS. If you don't know what a Boston pancake is I don't recommend looking it up. Especially on an image search.

I have no idea what a Boston pancake refers to, and I was about to do what I always do to find stuff out and type it into google, but then I realised that in the context it was used, that probably would not be a good idea.

 

I'm terrified.

oh dear god! my eyes!

roflmao, "You got me at 'hello'":

 

••• mOde: (ChanServ) sets (+v Aerv)

••• jOin: (Moniker42) (***@***.co.uk)

••• mOde: (ChanServ) sets (+v Moniker42)

(Moled) Aerv ;[

(+Aerv) hi

(Moled) what are you upto these days?

(+Aerv) work, wow, sex, etc.

 

Pearls, Gilded. Pearls.

 

(+Gilded) Need to get me one of these: http://apina.nwpshost.com/10326.png

(mooeypoo) ?

(mooeypoo) nerd.

(+Gilded) Nothing nerdy about buying a shirt that's essentially the ultimate p*$$y magnet in the history of the universe

(+Gilded) Cures AIDS, too

(mooeypoo) dude

(mooeypoo) the only p*$$y this magnetizes is the homeless meowing kind that wasn't caught by thai restaurants.

(+Gilded) Well, a cat is fine too... http://kurogane.animeblogger.net/image/manga/doujin/typemoon/ren08.jpg

(mooeypoo) this is so going for the quotes thread.

 

...and 2 seconds later:

 

(+Gilded) P*$$y doesn't get through the censor filter on the forums?

(mooeypoo) apparently not

(+Gilded) That's one tight filter

 

I propose a new user award for next year: The Gilded Award for pwning your own words on IRC.

Edited October 30, 200817 yr by mooeypoo
multiple post merged