cchea Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 - boy: i love you -girl: i love you too! -boy: ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. -girl: ok bye -boy:bye 2 hours later... the boy drives to his girlfriends house boy walks up to the door and rings bell -girl: hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) -boy:wassup... you ready? -girl:um... wait... let me get my bag and we could go ok? -boy k they both watched a movie and ate dinner.... once they were done eating they headed back to the car but before she got into the car... -boy:wait! can i blind fold you? -girl: why??! -boy:its a suprise -girl: what kind of suprise? -boy: a big one -girl: okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while you're driving. -boy: i promise. -girl: ok blind fold me... so they drove off........... and then they stoped. -boy k we're here! -girl: where? -boy:wait let me walk you to the place! -girl: what place? -boy: somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) -girl: babe!... the boy walks her to the place -boy: ok.... let me take the blind fold off you -girl: where are we? he takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot... thats where he first asked her to be his girlfriend... -girl: omg.... (tears come down) -boy: why are you crying? -girl: this is where you first asked me out... -boy: what are you doing the rest of your life? -girl: (tears come down faster) -boy: i wasnt at work when you called me... i was planning this whole thing! -girl: what thing? -girl: (kisses him) -boy: look down the cliff.. -girl: ok..omg..theres alot of pointy rocks -boy:yea, there is..(pushes her off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starbug1 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I really hate you for wasting my time. What exactly was the point of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 hahaha... that was hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustStuit Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Reminds me of my first date... Needless to say I was not the pusher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebov Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 i give it a 5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhiannon Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 that was bloody gr8!!! but what happens if she doesnt die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cchea Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 I really hate you for wasting my time. What exactly was the point of that? Don't you see the joke? Most girls do think he's gonna propose...haha..that's hilarious.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluenoise Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Was there supposed to be a joke there? or some humor? Hey I got a joke. There were poeple walking and some were going to school and there was this guy selling hot dogs. Oh and someone got hit by a car ha ha ha . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyboy Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 reminds me of the time i tried to make a zipline from my firends 25 ft high treehouse.....we had used cheap rope and my friends went before me and it worked....until i got on it and as soon as iput my weight on it it snapped and i landed on my ass needless to say it didnt work:-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why? Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 HAHA that was hilarious. She was appropriately crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 that`s ok, I came to work on my green bicycle And bought a loaf of bread on the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzurePhoenix Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 It wasn't brilliantly hilarious, but it was quite funny. Makes me appreciate that my own didn't kill me when he took me out to the desert for a mountaintop dinner last night. Was there supposed to be a joke there? or some humor? Hey I got a joke. There were poeple walking and some were going to school and there was this guy selling hot dogs. Oh and someone got hit by a car ha ha ha . You have a very poorly developed sense of humor Next time try to make the death related to the hotdog in some way, then it'll be funny. Lighten up, enjoy the twisted irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royston Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I'm a missing something...Bluenoise didn't connect the car crash with anything because he was being incredibly dry, which was a lot funnier than the OP IMO. I'm with Bluenoise to be honest, I thought the OP was lame...sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 yes, Dry is something not often appreciated or understood outside of the UK sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzurePhoenix Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 The dry humor of the post was hard to miss, I just just belittling the attitude sarcastically myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royston Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Then you have true rapier wit AzurePhoenix, I'll have to watch out for that in future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 "with a hard enough push or a big enough hammer you can make Anything fit eventualy" I`m beginning to beleive this is a truism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starbug1 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I really hate you for wasting my time. What exactly was the point of that? I was in a bad mood when I posted this. The guy ruthlessly rids himself of his girlfriend when I don't have one. It disappointed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustStuit Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I was in a bad mood when I posted this. The guy ruthlessly rids himself of his girlfriend when I don't have one. It disappointed me. I can relate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I read the end of the story at firts! That's what I always do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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