We'd say damn you instead of bless you.

 

What if bird flu struck today?

You'd be afraid of a little chicken more than everything else in the world!

 

 

what if all people had airplanes instead of cars?

:what if all people had airplanes instead of cars?

Garages bigger, driveways longer.

 

 

 

What if the color fuschia was illegal?

nothing would change...

 

What if love really was an infectious disease?

What if love really was an infectious disease?

There would be a cream for that.

 

 

What if love really made the world go around and bad attitudes caused tidal waves?

What if love really made the world go around and bad attitudes caused tidal waves?

Interference would reduce the tidal waves to small fluctuations being rode by surfers.

 

What if people publishing their ultimate theory of everything in internet forums / websites had basic knowledge about modern physics?

Then either the theories would be unstupid, or they wouldn't post them, or they'd still be posted in self-parody.

What if people publishing their ultimate theory of everything in internet forums / websites had basic knowledge about modern physics?

Atheist would wake up, look around his bedroom and swear in German.

 

 

What if one out every thousand golf balls exploded when you hit it?

golf would be way less poular.

what if ants suddenly grew as large as SUVs?

They could if we just shrink SUVs down to 1:256 the normal size. (Environmentalists would love that )

 

What if people could talk about politics and use critical thinking skills at the same time?

Then we'd also find a way to open a can of sardines with a peeled banana.

 

What if someone from the psych forum was using this thread as a basis for his/her thesis?

She'll be a shoe as the next winner of the 2006 IgNobel.

 

What would happen if you were irresistable to opposite sex?

What would happen if you were irresistable to opposite sex?

I will be Paris, and for love of thee, instead of Troy shall SFN be sacked; and I will combat with weak Menelaus, and wear thy colors on my plumed crest; Yea, I will wound Achilles in the heel, and then return to IMM for a kiss. O thou art fairer than the evening air, clad in the beauty of a thousand stars. Brighter art thou than flaming Jupiter when he appeared to hapless Semele; more lovely than the monarch of the sky in wanton Arethusa's azured arms.

 

And none but thou shall be my paramour.

 

 

 

 

What if life was a musical?

I will be Paris' date=' and for love of thee, instead of Troy shall SFN be sacked; and I will combat with weak Menelaus, and wear thy colors on my plumed crest; Yea, I will wound Achilles in the heel, and then return to IMM for a kiss. O thou art fairer than the evening air, clad in the beauty of a thousand stars. Brighter art thou than flaming Jupiter when he appeared to hapless Semele; more lovely than the monarch of the sky in wanton Arethusa's azured arms.

 

And none but thou shall be my paramour.[/quote']

:-)

 

What if life was a musical?

I would have a real reason for wearing sequenced theatre masks all the time and dancing flamenco in the streets.

 

What if everyone got beautiful love poems from Phi?

i would be scared

 

 

what if the world were built on turtles?

Then Elephants four times as many would be,

Compared to the turtles that you see.

 

What if Phi quoth only Mickey Mouse,

For want of knowledge of the venerable Faust?

What if Phi quoth only Mickey Mouse' date='

For want of knowledge of the venerable Faust?[/quote']'Cause then it would sound kinda GOOFY! Ha ha!

 

 

 

What if swimming HAD to be done naked?

Then people wouldn't have to spend lots of money to go to cinema or strip clubs!

 

what if you had to choose the funniest post of this thread?

what if you had to choose the funniest post of this thread?

I would pick (and I would suggest that everyone can do this at this point) either:

What if GRE included a Age of Empires section in it?

It wouldnt help you at all on those lonely dateless Friday nights' date=' you nerd.[/quote']

or:

what if no one died?

would-be Serial Killers would have to vent their frustrations through whittling or knitting.

Both of these got a Spit-take rating in my book.

What if everyone got beautiful love poems from Phi?

Actually that was meant for all the ladies who found me irresistable (according to your "what if" parameters). I felt it lost romantic strength to say, "...and then return to [insert name here] for a kiss."

 

Marlowe was good, but not THAT good.

I haven't heard any poem of you!

I haven't heard any poem of you!

There once was a guy from the West,

who was given a poetry test.

Miss Perfect said, "Rhyme!"

and since she's so sublime,

he wrote a poem to show 'em his best!

There once was a guy from the West' date='

who was given a poetry test.

Miss Perfect said, "Rhyme!"

and since she's so sublime,

he wrote a poem to show 'em his best![/quote']

 

where`s you`re "What If" question? Hmmm..?

Hmmm..?

 

have an OFF TOPIC warning!

 

 

What If, Phi sent all the Other Love poems in PM and we didn`t tell anyone?

Wow, thanks Phi! (I'm not a good poet to respond you by a poem!)

 

where`s you`re "What If" question? Hmmm..?

Hmmm..?

 

have an OFF TOPIC warning!

 

 

What If' date=' Phi sent all the Other Love poems in PM and we didn`t tell anyone?[/quote']

Then he was YT2095 not Phi for All!

(Note that he's not Phi for some members!)

 

what if my name was Miss Thread Hijacker?

what if my name was Miss Thread Hijacker?

 

then you`de be making a bold statement of the obvious, and we`de still blame Phi, but we`de be gratefull that you`re not on an aircraft

 

what if Miss Perfect was from Tehran in charge of Nuclear materials?

[Originally Posted by Miss Perfect

what if no one died?]

 

We dont according to daltons laws we just change form. So dont worry be happy

 

Oger from a cheesy 80's flick

What if cat was spelled d o g

 

Well thats heavy Oger