cosine Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 then you`de be making a bold statement of the obvious' date=' and we`de still blame Phi, but we`de be gratefull that you`re not on an aircraft what if Miss Perfect was from Tehran in charge of Nuclear materials?[/quote'] Then she would be approached by a Miss Thread Hijacker hoping to get some! What if you could only make one post on SFN a day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1veedo Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I wouldn't be posting this! What if you owned the forums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aswokei Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 What if we were able to extract DNA from Leonardo Davinci and (somehow) create a million clones? What if then we gave those babies to adoptive parents throughout the planet? What impact would that have on the world, say, when those clones grow up and realize their power? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Then they'd be the "Boys from Brazil". And China and Britain and Australia and Canada......., but not New Zealand, there are enough kiwis. Aswokei, you didn't answer 1veedo's question. What if all the women in the world were as wonderful as my wife? (Yes dear, I asked the question, now will you please put down the gun?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinluther Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 then maybe i would have a happy marriage what if we were moving at close of the speed of light(our observable universe that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tree Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 We are moving close to the speed of light, closer to it than some stationary space dust in the middle of nowhere anyways. What if people who talked about quatum mechanics where considered really cool and people who didn't where considered socially inept? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Then people would attend a physics class instaed of joinnig gym. But some of the physicists would join the police to arrest people who talk about their crackpot ideas(related to QM) in public! what if people got a slap on their faces when they said something stupid? Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In My Memory Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 It would mean a world of bad news of Ann Coulter (she used to have such a pretty face) What if it turned out that everything your political party stands for is wrong, and everything the opposing party stands for is right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Then the Law of Gravity would be repealed and Pi would equal 4 to make the maths easier. What if magic worked and physics didn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosine Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Then we would be rolling dice everytime we wanted to cast spells, and we would pay homage to the ultimate DM in the sky. What if there was a word that rhymed with orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tree Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Then smart-arses who say: door-hinge, lozenge, binge or *ahem*, wouldn't be so smart any more. What if every decision you'd ever made was the right one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Then I would have no Earthly need for underwear. What if avian flu is sick of all the hype and goes away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MolecularMan14 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 What if avian flu is sick of all the hype and goes away? Then I've got nothing to do with all these trendy face-masks What if you fell in love with your best friend's girlfriend (or boyfriend...since we're making this hypothetical, and I dont like to exclude) which isnt exactly what you wanted, but it happened just the same, and now she's broken up with him (...or her, your pick) because she (...or he...) doesn't know who she (...or he....) loves anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinluther Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Then you're in one heck of a predicament. what if we traveled so close to the speed of light that a billion years were actually only a few moments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zyncod Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Then it's probably too late to wonder if you left the gas on at home or not. What if monkeys could fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shush Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Then the ID guys would ask us biologists to find a common ancestor who could half-fly (whatever it might mean). What if USA was an island? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosine Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 It would be a much more politically left country, since states on the water frequently vote liberal. What if it turned out that George W Bush was a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Then it'd explain the reason of his success in 2 presidential elections! What if I was a psychologist who was doing researches on the behavior of psychos on Internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Then you should be at a creationist forum. What if the first picture from Mars had shown a sign saying "Earthlings Go Home."? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herpguy Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 **this thread should be sticky** I would tell NASA to go home, I'd be scared. What if every world leader spontaniously cumbusted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 then we`de certainly know where the Buck Stopped! what if looks really COULD kill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why? Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 a lot of people i looked at it would be dead.. What if it was your last day on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I kill my best friend as soon as possible. What if you cant find anyone who suits you for marriage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzurePhoenix Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 You marry um anyway and go about your business until the divorce and the next marriage, as is the american way. What if Jesus Christ reincarnate was born into a traveling troop of circus clowns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keki516 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Then there might be fewer believeing christians... they couldnt take that seriously... and the newer testament would be chock full of slap stick. i hope i am not smited for that. god rocks what if celebrities had a mechanism where they can't voice any opinion (intelligent or off the wall), but just perform? what if celebrities didnt exist? what if more people were famous for being good people or being smart or helping soceity? what if we could find a new kind of gene therapy that didnt offend anyone and didnt raise an ethics issue? and that people didn't abuse that knowledge for their personal agenda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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