Cap'n Refsmmat

I thought a science teacher would introduce himself as Mister. That's what I'm used to.

Good one. Where do you people get all of these?

What's "ATP"?

Cripes.

Same with relativity. I get the theory, but I don't get why.

Yes, you remember correctly.

A couple want to decide what their teenager is going to do when he leaves them. So they leave a bottle of whiskey, $100, and a bible out on the table. If he takes the whiskey, he'll be a drunkard, if he takes the money, he'll be a lawyer, and the bible, a priest. Their son comes home, sees the items, and thinks a moment. Then he takes the money and the whiskey, as his parents watch. The husband says, "Oh no! Our son is going to be a politician!"

Hi, I'm cap'n refsmmat and I like to blow stuff up. (Really. It's fun.)