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#1 YT2095 


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Chemistry Expert
whatever next!

http://www.thinkgeek...pa/igrill.shtml

ROFLMFAO :)

If I knew how to post a POLL I would... do you think we should have a jokes section in the forums?
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#2 blike 


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Where are my ponies?
Q. There were two cats on a roof. Which one slid off first?
A. The one with the lower mew.

for some reason (probably because I was studying coefficient of friction at the time), this joke cracked me up.
John
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#3 Sayonara³ 


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Doomy doom ♫
Look out, he's been at the medicine cabinet again.



(Mew, lol).
The Dictionary is not a technical resource.
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#4 Dudde 


Molecule
when you laugh at a joke such as the one blike posted, there can only be two things wrong:
you're WAAAY too tired to be living on this earth

or

good God man go outside and get some sun!!

I elect myself for the first, but I can't vouch the same for blike....
Having a pet rat is like having a dance studio next to a marble factory; hilarity is bound to ensue...its only a matter of time.
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#5 blike 


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Where are my ponies?
ROFL. or you've been in physics lecture for too long ;/
John
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#6 NSX 


Molecule
hehe
there's the archive here too:

http://www.sciencefo...highlight=jokes
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#7 YT2095 


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here`s one I found in a Christmas Cracker yesterday:

Q. Why did the Scientist install a knocker on his door?

A. He wanted to win the No-bell prize :)

it just goes to show, ya get what ya pay for LOL ,)
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#8 KHinfcube22 


Atom
ummmm…that is funny!!!…hahahahahhaha…somewhat nowheres as near as funny as blikes though…oh well…
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#9 gene 


Atom
Actually, we can have a jokes section. good jokes, brighten up people's day. For example we can have a good joke posted on the main page of this forum. Like in a corner or something. So, anyone who is logged on can read the jokes instantly. Science jokes would really fit the bill. :)
"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability." - Flower A. Newhouse
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#10 aommaster 


Organism
well. I have a jokes section on my website, you are welcome to take some off that!!
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#11 gene 


Atom
/me looks hopefully at the proposal on blike's desk.
"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability." - Flower A. Newhouse
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#12 gene 


Atom
aom, your website the section on science are those for 'O' Levels student???

Btw, how old are you?
"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability." - Flower A. Newhouse
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#13 aommaster 


Organism
well gene, im only doing GCSE at the moment :) quite shocking though. But I LOVE organic chemistry, so i posted questions on stuff, people replied me and i thought it was a good thing to put on the website. i have actually thnked YT and wolfson as they are the top 2 who were helping me. What do u think about my website? Any improvements?
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#14 gene 


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eh i found a mistake..

This page..

http://dragonslair.e...cienceframe.htm

The number 80 is supposed to be the atomic number which tells the number of protons. not neutrons.

Hee hEe :P
"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability." - Flower A. Newhouse
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#15 gene 


Atom
Under the section chemistry the periodic table

i didn't really surf all your pages yet. but.. going to.
"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability." - Flower A. Newhouse
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#16 aommaster 


Organism
Well, thanx alot. I need improvements and if u could help, it would be really cool! Thanx
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#17 gene 


Atom
i can't really offer much. I don't know how to design a webpage :X

But, i don't mind suggesting improvements :)
Seriously, i can't do thaT really do it that soon. i still have homework to complete and loads of them. my "holiday" is coming to an end.

So whenever i'm free i'll go in there to have a look. Anyway, so far it is still good. Although on design wise it isn't that fancy. But the content is good ! Great Work! Well, i don't like pages with lots of design and stuff as it takes a long time to load. So,i think yours is just fine. :)

And you are welcome. :)
"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability." - Flower A. Newhouse
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#18 aommaster 


Organism
thanx alot. R u also doing GCSE?
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#19 YT2095 


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My appologies, but I fail to see the funny side?

please explain your joke :)

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#20 aommaster 


Organism
huh? sorry Yt i didnt get you, is it about the GCSE, yeah cause i thought u only get homework in school. Please, don't break to me the bad news :)
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