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Science Pick Up Lines, By Discipline

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I always thought it was because biologists smelled of death and disease while chemists just smell of crazy. Physicists don't have the smell so they can be hidden.

It's all in the pick up lines. Spot the disciplines:

 

"You look extremely reproductive tonight, my dear!"

 

"Do you like the drink I made you? Wanna see what it made my lab rats do?"

 

"If I kiss you, you have to kiss me back. It's a Law."

It's all in the pick up lines. Spot the disciplines:

 

"You look extremely reproductive tonight, my dear!"

 

"Do you like the drink I made you? Wanna see what it made my lab rats do?"

 

"If I kiss you, you have to kiss me back. It's a Law."

 

Other disciplines must rebel. No more publications until proper pick-up lines are made!

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I didn't want to take anything away from the thread honoring swansont's achievements, so I split these posts off into their own thread. Post a good pick up line for a scientist from a particular branch. If any of these actually happen to work for you, we'll want details, and possibly some evidence.

If any of these actually happen to work for you, we'll want details, and possibly some evidence.

 

This is a science site and we require proof.

 

Photos and videos only please. >:D

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"I have some input for you from a hardware perspective."

 

"I prefer exothermic reactions, so how about spreading some of that hotness over my way?"

 

"I expect a little resistance when I turn up the voltage."

These genes have waited ~200,000 of years just to pair with yours.

 

How about we go back to my place and increase my room's Entropy.

Let me lower your resistance, take you "Ohm" and join you in some interesting parallel connections.

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