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What's black and white and red all over?

a news paper

 

I got one for you guys, "the devil is beating his wife today" does anyone know what that means?

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penguin with sunburn

 

I'm sittin' her laughing my a-- off. You evidently have a Phd in somethin'. Ain't no one supposed to be that damn quick on the trigger 'less they've got the drop on some dude. Sh--, I'm still at it! lol - Moon actually got it, but I'm sure you knew the answer? "Penguin with a sunburn". Sh-t again.

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a news paper

 

I got one for you guys, "the devil is beating his wife today" does anyone know what that means?

 

What does it mean?

a news paper

 

I got one for you guys, "the devil is beating his wife today" does anyone know what that means?

 

Sun and rain simultaneously?

I'm sittin' her laughing my a-- off. You evidently have a Phd in somethin'. Ain't no one supposed to be that damn quick on the trigger 'less they've got the drop on some dude. Sh--, I'm still at it! lol - Moon actually got it, but I'm sure you knew the answer? "Penguin with a sunburn". Sh-t again.

 

you're obviously not familiar with these biscuits http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin_%28biscuit%29

 

they have a 'joke' on the wrapper of a quality not dissimilar to christmas cracker jokes. except they reference penguins.

Sun and rain simultaneously?

 

Yes, that would be it! One of those southern Colloquialisms i am so fond of!

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you're obviously not familiar with these biscuits http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin_%28biscuit%29

 

they have a 'joke' on the wrapper of a quality not dissimilar to christmas cracker jokes. except they reference penguins.

 

My brain just doesn't work that fast anymore. I remember that little tid bit from 65 or 70 years ago. I'm just still laughing at the thought of a toasted penguin!

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What's red and grean and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

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