So "Hour has one, duh"

would be a huge mistake then.

Pot calls kettle black.

Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat

Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat

I am a kitty

Does brain control mind?

Or does mind control brain?

Well, does mind exist?

Brain/mind are same thing,

consciousness is different.

You ARE what you think.

Body even exist?

Maybe we are just consciousness.

Is anything real?

Descartes before horse?

Kant Spinoza Locke your brain?

Eat Plato Bacon!

 

You must be careful

when you play philosopher.

Is this problem or

 

making model planes?

The glue is so dangerous!

Open a window!

What are you saying?

I don't understand you, Phi.

Huh? That post is odd.

Haikus are like jokes:

If I have to explain them

they are not funny.

 

Take philosophy.

Then all the names will make sense.

Puns will become clear.

this thread is very old

stop posting useless stuff now

moon outshines sun cow.

Oh, it is clear now.

I don't think it was funny.

I was serious.

Haikus with a rhyme

Take more time than ones with none

And some are ripe limes

There once was a guy

J'Dona by name and fame

with hair in his eye.

 

Aced when A-leveled

his chemistry mastery

(hair not disheveled).

Those two have me scared

I am male, and nearly failed

And I've quite long hair

Oh, mea culpa!

Don't know what made me believe

the curl or the girl.

You had once mentioned

J'Dona was a female

in one of your tales.

Power did go out.

squirrel is fried and lights out

transformer involved

squirrel got fried

his nuts are black and chrispy

that must have hurt bad

Mmm, I like squirrel.

Sounds like dinner. You want some?

Fine then. All for me.

you like touching squirrels?

in unappropriate spots?

you need to get laid

Keep haiku alive!

It doesn't take too much time;

your day will brighten!

Grrr, William Weeb.

Posted the same thread five times.

Must be deleted.

I saw a squirrel

It was doing like this, see?

Then it fried and died

Love Invader Zim!

I watched the whole first season,

squealy meat children!

Torn between two loves;

I learn more from science threads,

but GD is fun!

The rain falls from clouds

On peaceful grass-bedecked earth

Now I have to pee