Kitty likes to eat.

His favorite drink is Coke.

Number 8 will lose.

I hate coke it is

nasty as canine puke

did i just say that

I already knew.

Coke did fit, not Mountain Dew.

seven syllables

This is confusing

Why waste time writing haiku?

why write poetry?

I like that Haiku.

Dissing Haiku in Haiku;

that is really pimp.

I party tonight

With all older women there

This will be super

Just be careful, alt!

Older women like to bite

you with their dentures.

I am bald. No Hair.

Why did I let her do that.

She shaved my head. Doh!

Kitty is stupid.

2+2=4, duh.

It don't equal 5.

I'm dissapointed

The party, it was a sham

I did not get laid

It does not matter

if at first you don't succeed,

just try, try again.

 

Women are like mud;

Bare your soles and keep walking.

You'll get some on you.

 

Ladies! I don't mean

you are filthy or dirty

unless you like that...

Phi is good at this.

He gives good advice in it.

His Haiku is good.

Like Japanese films,

my lips don't move with the words.

Really bad dubbing.

mIRC chat.

Why do people not use it?

Few are ever on.

Chatting is like life:

So much better in person

(when I type I post).

Olympic wrestling;

so much better with women

and lots of jello!

LaTex is now gone?

Is it me or SFN?

What happened to it?

Wrestling in jello-

very hard to do in tights,

harder in latex.

I can't see LaTex.

Is it my computer or

is it SFN?

Yay, i can see it.

I can see LaTex now, yay!

I am so happy.

The weekend is here.

No school until Monday, yay.

Now, it's time for fun.

Do words like "hour" count

As one or two syllables?

If two, I screwed up.

Hour only has one.

How does it have two, huh? Well...?

Man, you are screwed up.

Our, hour or Oww-er,

It does make a difference.

Diff-rence? Dif-fer-ence?

Diff-rence is not right.

Dif-fer-ence, not diff-renc, duh.

It isn't that hard.