Phi for All Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A. Tell them you hung yourself and the rope is too tight to talk so that's why you're writing. Q. What's your favorite conspiracy theory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A:The one concerning time travel experiments in the U.S. Q:How much wood ,would a woodchuck, chuck if a woodchuck, could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: I should think a certificate of death would be needed. Q: What's your favourite area of maths (if you have one)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A:The one where you work with numbers. :D/ um maybe number theory , sounds niffty Q:How did plants happen to know that they need to have nice bright colours to attract bees for polloination? Actually the question is how do plants know about Bees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: They don't; natural selection drives it all. Q: Society can most easily do without jugglers, or fire-eaters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A:No, they play a helpful role in life.Whatever that may be. Q:If you were God would you want a wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiral_ju00 Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: Hell NO! Q: What is the precise definition of E=MC2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J'Dona Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: Erm, would that be Energy = Mass x (Speed of light) squared, in SI units? That is assuming that mass and the speed of light are both constant (the latter having come under some question lately). I get the feeling that this is a trick question and that I'm just making a fool of myself; the "precise" worries me, hence my fallback assumptions. Q: How do you do superscript and subscript when typing messages here? EDIT: Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: sub and sup tags Q: 16. Stick or twist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: Twist, it`s not my money Q: does a suntan make you more immune to the suns rays if you were born white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A. No. Even people with black skin can get a sunburn. Q. Favorite Douglas Adams book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J'Dona Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the first one, not all parts of the "trilogy") Q: What's the tallest fully habitable building in the world at the moment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A:The CN Tower??? Q:War on Iraq? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A. No. Q. Favorite vacation spot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A:somewhere in the mediterranian. Q:Milkyway or Andromeda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: Milky way. Q: Paracetemol or Aspirin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: Ibuprofen Q: How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: Walk. Q: Do you believe that mobile phones are a plague to the youth of the country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: Yes You got it wrong. The answer is "Practice, wink". Father Ted? Q: How can this be heaven if I haven't got the donkey I was promised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A. The donkey must be shared. Your day is Wednesday. Q. Carnegie hall NYC or Carnegie Hall Dunfermline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Q:probably the latter. A:Watermelon or cantalope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 I'm sure you meant for the Q and A to be the other way around there. A: Watermelon - much nicer. Q: Do you have a manual or electric toothbrush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Q:probably the latter. A:Watermelon or cantalope. Yup Im messed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A. Manual. My teeth are electric. Q. How many blades in your razor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 A: I use an electric razor, so probably about 95 Q: Favourite website? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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