Just got my LAsik done and I was just amazed by its outcome, after a few weeks I already see spots and splotches of light and color. I was been sacrificing for almost half of my life (devil worship) and its been a killer to me, I cant do the things that want to do especially im much into extreme sports like spear gun tag ( its kinda weird wearing glasses nor contacts) but on the first week I experience night side effects like total blindness but my surgeon told me that its normal though. I still can say that having LASik was one of the best things that I done for myself. Now I feel great and look great without those Marvin Hamlisch voodoo glasses of mine. My life changed into much better than I expected. You should see me now, I can Have sex with the one I love (myself) without Ever having to worry about going blind.

 

And if you do see me, please point me towards home. It's been so long.

Would You People Stop Spamming This Site!!!

Would You People Stop Spamming This Site!!!

He seems sincere now.

How do you know it was been because of the Lasik and not the satan worship?

Forum spam is getting weirder.

Forum spam is getting weirder.

I like it too.

There's something about the combination of drive up surgical procedures and devil worship that is fascinating.

 

I wish I had gone to see Marylin Manson when he was in town.

He seems sincere now.

 

Nice.

We're going to call this "sparphing", as in spam morphing. Trademark application is in the mail. Eventually we'll either be spam-free or we'll be laughing too hard to care.

"Sparf", Phi I kneel before the feet of a master.

I think we only need one Lasik sparf thread.