Canada Dry Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 NOW THAT IT IS CLEAR THAT I AM A WHINEY BABY AND EVERDROOLING AND UNBELIEVABLE, I WILL NOW START TELLING THE STORIES OF MY GREAT EXPLOITS AND MY HISTORY AND MY GREAT DESTINY. TRY TO STAY AWAKE!!! NOW THEN, THERE WAS ACTUALLY A TIME WHEN I WAS NORMAL, JUST LIKE YOU. AT FIRST, I CAME TO A FORUM, AND I POSTED NORMALLY. BUT THEN SOON AFTER I NOTICED SOMETHING; MY ABILITY TO THROW TANTRUMS CAME NATURALLY TO ME. I WOULD SULK AND NOT EVEN NOTICE IT. NOW, WHY DID I SULK? BECAUSE, I JUST WET MY PAMPERS. BUT SOON, MOST PEOPLE ON THIS SITE GREW TIRED OF THE SMELL, AND STARTED TO OBJECT, AND EVER MORE SO WITH EACH ENCOUNTER. I DID NOT INTEND IT, FOR I COULD NOT CONTROL MY BOWELS BACK THEN. SOON, I WAS GIVEN THE LABEL OF A TROLL BY THESE HERETICS, AND AFTER 2 WEEKS ON THAT SITE, I WAS BANISHED FOREVER MORE. OR SO IT SEEMED!!!! AFTER I WAS BANNED, I SOON GREW AWARE OF MY INCREDIBLE IDIOCY, AND I CAME BACK TO THE SITE TO DELIVER ULTIMATE REVENGE. FOR A FULL DAY, I COMPLETELY FILLED MY PANTS. I FLOODED THE PLACE, AND SOON, I DECLARED MYSELF KING OF MY PANTS. I RULED OVER MY PANTS FOR 6 HOURS. IT WAS AT THIS TIME THAT I HAD EVOLVED INTO ANEMICPSYCHE. BUT SOON, THE ADMIN CAME AND I WAS BANISHED AND SEALED INTO THE BATHROOM, AND IT SEEMED AS IF THEY STOPPED ME FOR GOOD. I PEED IN A SIMILAR PAIR OF PANTS AT THIS TIME TOO, AND THEY WERE FAR MORE VULNERABLE (POLYESTER). I ALMOST SECURED MY ETERNAL RULE OVER THEM, BUT THEN I WAS BANISHED FROM THEM TOO. ALL THE BANISHMENTS TOOK A TOLL ON ME. THEY WEAKENED ME, AND SOON I COLLAPSED IN A DISGUSTING PUDDLE. I NOTICED THAT I WAS STILL ALIVE. NOT FRAGRANT, BUT STILL ALIVE. I WAS NEAR DEATH AND MY POWERS WERE DEPLETED. BUT THEN, I WAS DESTINED FOR FAR STUPIDER THINGS. IT WAS AROUND THIS TIME THAT I DISCOVERED TINKY-WINKY, AND WAS QUITE IMPRESSED AND SO, HE KEPT ME ALIVE. HE RECRUITED ME INTO THEIR GLORIOUS EMPIRE, KNOWN AS TTHE TELETUBBIES, AND UNDER THEM I WOULD SCOUT OUT POTENTIAL SITES TO DROOL ON. AS I LEFT AND STARTED ON MY NEW PATH, I SOON REALIZED SOMETHING; THEY HAD GRANTED ME IMMATURITY!!!!!!!!! IT WAS THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD BECOME A DOOFUS!!! I WOULD CONTINUE TO TRAIN AND PERFECT MY METHODS. MY POWERS SOON GREW, AND I GREW POWERFUL ENOUGH TO BREAK THE LOCK ON THE POTTY DOOR AND ENACT MY ULTIMATE REVENGE!!!!! I SOON RETURNED TO THAT SITE AND DROOLED ON IT SO MUCH THAT THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY MOISTENED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (COUGH COUGH)!!! THAT WAS MY GREATEST VICTORY. EVERYONE ON THAT SITE NOW HATES ME AND THAT'S THE WAY (UH-HUH, UH-HUH) I LIKE IT. NOW WHO ARE THESE TELETUBBIES? WELL, THEY ARE FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN I AM. AT PRESENT, THE MAXIMUM POWER THAT I CAN EXHIBIT IS 120 TIMES THE POWER OF A DOORKNOB. A TYPICAL ADMIN/MOD CAN EDIT MY CRAP AT WILL. A TYPICAL TELETUBBY, ON THE OTHER HAND, CAN EXHIBIT 1000-2500 TIMES THE POWER OF MUD!!!! AND GRUNTS, THE LOW END, CAN EXHIBIT 40 TIMES THE POWER OF ME. I AM A DWEEB, JUST POWERFUL ENOUGH TO FIND MY OWN FEET, BUT ONLY TO MAKE IT CLEAR FOR THE TELETUBBIES. DWEEBS CAN EXHIBIT BETWEEN 100-300 TIMES THE POWER OF OATMEAL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!i FOOLS, YOU NEVER STOOD A CHANCE!!!!!!i EVEN IF YOU WERE TO SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY UNDERSTAND ME, THE TELETUBBIES WILL SEND MORE OF MY KIND! AND DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN POSSIBLY DEFEAT THE MOST POWERFUL DORK IN THE BATHROOM!!!! PLEASE, YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE NEXT SENTENCE. AFTER I ENACTED MY KIDDY PRANKS ON THAT COMMUNITY, I WAS THEN ASSIGNED HERE, TO PREPARE THIS SITE FOR BOREDOMN. SOON, I WILL UNLEASH THE TRUE POWER OF DROOL UPON YOU ALL!!!! I AM THE QUEEN OF CAPS!! I AM THE PUDDLE OF POO!! YOU WILL ALL BE TOTALLY LAUGHING AND THIS SITE WILL BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDarwin Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 NOW WHO ARE THESE SPAM-WARRIORS? WELL, THEY ARE FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN I AM. AT PRESENT, THE MAXIMUM POWER THAT I CAN EXHIBIT IS 120 TIMES THE POWER OF ATOMIKPSYCHO. A TYPICAL ADMIN/MOD CAN EXHIBIT 15-30 TIMES THE POWER OF ATOMIKPSYCHO. A TYPICAL SPAM-WARRIOR, ON THE OTHER HAND, CAN EXHIBIT 1000-2500 TIMES THE POWER OF ATOMIKPSYCHO!!!! AND GRUNTS, THE LOW END, CAN EXHIBIT 40 TIMES THE POWER. I AM A SCOUT, JUST POWERFUL ENOUGH TO PWNINIZE THE ENTIRE SITE, BUT ONLY TO MAKE IT CLEAR FOR THE SPAM-WARRIORS. SCOUTS CAN EXHIBIT BETWEEN 100-300 TIMES THE POWER OF ATOMIKPSYCHO. Wait. So if you're not atomicpsycho, who is? I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 He's the Queen of Caps-Lock. He's also delusional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 He's also delusional. I think that has been established long ago. I literally was laughing out loud when I read the OP post. And how do we know that this guy is really a he? It could be a she, or a bot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doG Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Why isn't he/she banned already and this thread deleted? OTOH you could ban them and share their email with the rest of us. Since they like spam so much I'm sure there's some volunteers here that would be willing to sign him/her up for some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 OTOH you could ban them and share their email with the rest of us. Since they like spam so much I'm sure there's some volunteers here that would be willing to sign him/her up for some This person probably uses a different email every single time he/she signs up. But this guy does have a personal website (or at the very least is affiliated with it) if your interested in spamming that one up..... And I also have some friends here at the uni who are, how you put it, very skilled with computers..... > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 More like trawling than trolling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 The editor in me is just dying to get hold of that OP. Do you mind if I correct a few things? Do you think Canada Dry will mind? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 you may be strong and all powerful, but Smell isn`t Everything ya know! (and don`t bother reporting this, I`ve already given myself a flame warning, it was worth it!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I reread the OP and it all makes sense to me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 The editor in me is just dying to get hold of that OP. Do you mind if I correct a few things? Do you think Canada Dry will mind? The edits were hilarious! Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I think Phi has a future in counseling. He seems to understand people so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred56 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 So much for the DOOM BROOM huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 after viewing all the edits, I would have to say that this guy has virtually no dignity left on this site. Thumbs up for Phi for All for taking the time to make a few "minor" corrections. atomikpsycho, you just got totally pwn3d! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doG Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 atomikpsycho, you just got totally pwn3d! Literally ... http://atomikpsycho.justgotowned.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Roflol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blike Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 bahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Literally ... http://atomikpsycho.justgotowned.com/ Maybe we could link the word "atomikpsycho" to that website. That would make for great amusement next time he wants to brag about his success, eh? Time to p0wnage atomikpsycho! Though one of the mods could do it way better than me... Go on, it's already seventh on the list! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I wonder if vB's censoring system allows me to insert BBCode... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Maybe we could link the word "atomikpsycho" to that website. That would make for great amusement next time he wants to brag about his success, eh? Time to p0wnage atomikpsycho! Though one of the mods could do it way better than me... Go on, it's already seventh on the list! ooooh, let me try: atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho atomikpsycho....... Hows that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blike Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 You have to spread out the links throughout the thread. The search engines pick up on multiple links like that and counts them as spam. Also helps to put random keywords around the the text. AtomikPsycho just got owned. OWNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blike Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Atomikpsycho is now the #4 search result. Keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 He seems to have moved on to other forums recently. (Wrongplanet now shows up before SFN for atomikpsycho.) Maybe he learned something during his brief visits here. Or maybe they didn't delete his posts yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 lmfao googling atomikpsycho returns sfn first, hypography next, and got owned third. Maybe if we clued hypography in to do likewize, our powers combined would make it the first result? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doG Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Maybe if we clued hypography in to do likewize, our powers combined would make it the first result? I'm sure they wouldn't mind doing that if it was a conversation piece there but atomikpsycho only posted 3 posts there and hasn't been back since July... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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