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whynot
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Sorry but I don't really uderstand the question. Or is it a joke that I don't get?

Why?Maybe yes, maybe... why?

 

was that a joke? If it was then lol.

It's 23C outside, was raining earlier. There was supposed to be a bonfire but it was canceled due to ran. Been a good day though. I had some carrot cake though I would have preferred chocolate.

Who Took My Fig Newtons!?!?

 

I DID!!!!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT???!!!!!

That's what I thought.

*opens box* You have messed with the wrong person! Fig Newtons! ATTACK!!!! *fig newtons march out of box, guns blazing*

hmmmm... someone ate my last Jolly Rancher gummy...

 

*opens box* You have messed with the wrong person! Fig Newtons! ATTACK!!!! *fig newtons march out of box, guns blazing*

 

OREOS!!!! ATTACK!!!! *oreos march out making gutteral yelling sounds with rpgs flying on ahead of them*

That was me. Chewy!

 

NUCLEAR WAR!!! I will drop a nuclear bomb on Oreopia!! You and your army will perish!!

I'm going to leave soon because Heroes is on soon but I'll be here during the commercials.

 

That was me. Chewy!

 

NUCLEAR WAR!!! I will drop a nuclear bomb on Oreopia!! You and you're army will perish!!

 

*drops nuclear warhead on YOU!!!! and counters nuclear missile by firing a patriot missile* WHAT NOW!!!!

*fires patriot missile as well* It seems we are too evenly matched... UNTIL I HIT YOU WITH MY SECRETY SECRET WEAPON!! *calls behind him* Are you ready my donut slaves?

I too have a secret weapon! Are you ready funnel cakes? ATTACK!!!!! *funnel cakes charge with gas masks on as wave of gas suffocates donuts* wait... DONUTS DON'T BREATH!!!! QUICK!!! FIRE YOUR MORTARS AND MACHINE GUNS!!!!! *hailstorm of mortars appears out of nowhere accompanied by stream of bullets*

 

You guys are really off topic and I'd like to know... why?

 

We're having a cyber war because he ate my last jolly rancher gummy. A rerun of heroes is on so I'm not leaving yet.

But you ate my Fig Newtons! *erects forcefield* HOW DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE FICTION!?!? My donut warriors are safe! Prepare for an attack by my traitorous truffles! *truffles appear behind you* Take THAT! And you thought they were on your side... Tch tch tch...

JEWS!!!! ATTACK!!!!! *throws nickel into hordes of truffles*

JEWS!!!! ATTACK!!!!! *throws nickel into hordes of truffles*

 

Woah, woah, woah. Drop the J bomb will you. :P

Woah, woah, woah. Drop the J bomb will you. :P

 

Did I go to far with that joke?

Only on this site does a perfectly normal topic turn into a spam fest :P

Oh?

 

Why?

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