I choose dragon.

 

*Wonderful* animal. You are now the God of Pluto. Your single worshipper is an atheist.

 

I think he stores wittiness in his food cabinet.

I should start keeping score, actually.

 

Phi 1, Everybody Else 0.

A vulture, you can both fly and you don't need to hunt for food (mostly). Just wait for a big fat animal to die and the food is served, especially after the big predators rip it open for you.

 

Second i think would be an orca, because it has always been my favorite animal, and they are on the very top of the food chain, able to eat everything that can swim (from fish to whales). Plus they have a long lifespan, intelligent, social, strong and fast swimmers.

A silverfish. Silver scales have high bling factor and I could just live my life eating pastry crumbs off the floor during nights. Also, I could stealthily find out how many hours Phi spends daily pwning people over the internet.

If you want to be intelligent, you better pick an animal with a large brain. If you want to be intelligent AND live a long time, try a Bowhead Whale - they live to 200 years.

 

Personally, I would be an Orca. They live a long time; are really smart, and are at the top of the food chain. No-one eats them, and they got a great social life.

If we're already positing reincarnation, what's the advantage of a long lifespan? Don't you think being a whale would get tedious after 200 years?

Sisyphus said

 

what's the advantage of a long lifespan?

 

You just got given a second chance. What makes you think you gonna get a third? You think you are that lovable?

You think you are that lovable?

 

Is that seriously in question?

Ninja Meerkat.

 

'Nuff said

a killer whale \o/ like a dolphin, but better cuz it kills inferior dolphins. I'd wanna be named Oreo in orkish

is it just me or did you disappear for like 2 months?

 

(sorry for going shamelessly off topic)

A little longer than that, yeah, i got bored i do that on occasion... and for veering us off topic, i'm afraid your next incarnation will have to be that of the least human of all things, the lovechild of Rosie ODonnel and Richard Simmons

I would want to be a dog. Not do anything. It'd be nice.

I'd like to be a herbivore of somekind, that way surely you'd be seen as a better animal and get to heaven. I would say rabbit but probably get mixi or stare at some headlights; not the smartest of animals.

 

My mum and nana say they would be sheep, so I'll join them. My friend, a panda: don't really fancy eating bamboo.

what if you were the kind of cow that stands on a highway and causes huge accidents, or bumps people in front of trains, or craps on the lawn where everyone will step in it?

Where is there a cow that does any of these things? because without a doubt someone should film.