MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

 

This year I've decided to give some gifts BUT, not all at once. I will post a few gifts a day. Each gift will be added to the parent post (this one), so look here for all the gifts. So, to get the ball rolling, I'll start with DUDDE! These are in jest, so don't take offense

 

 

Let's see what I have for dudde ::ruffles through bag::

 

Next up! YT2095! ::some more ruffling::

at least I can spell christmas

HEY!!!

...well...oh well, it's getting a bit chilly in my gutter, if nothing else that will be useful as firestarte-

erm...

THANKS BLIKE

*sniff* I'm soooooo heppeh(happy)...

 

 

(just you wait mister)

yeah but it`s the Thought that counts

 

brb, I think I`m gunna wet myself laughing here ))))))

Is that a real book??

If not then where did you get the picture?

 

P.S. Can you get me a Space ship so I can actually go to the Moon?

lol. that's a funny one. How about making your own space ship?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Out of paper. and combustion destroy it all at once. So, ignite!

rofl

 

HI SANTA! asl?

Nice suggestion gene!

 

I think that would be a "don't try this at home"

Yeah. you know, JUST in case. :x

LOL

Building Spaceships for Dummies, anyone?

Maybe Spaceship Dummies?

X-Mas is evil!...It has old pedifiles climbing into peoples houses and leaving 'presents' under the 'tree' and sticking things into little boys and girls stockings...Disgusting...AND I GIVE ALL OF YOU THE HONOR OF READING THE WORDS I TYPED MYSELF!...merry christmas!...

ROFL!

 

maybe christmas isn't evil. IT IS YOU!

Yeah, the malls are full of large old men dressed up in a costume and getting little kids to sit on their lap...

then, they molest them?

:x

well...they tell little girls if they get on their lap, they will get stuff...isn't that prostitutions?...and then they get all lego and such...oh well...

lol. So, Santa is a pimp???

 

:x

We are starting to get slightly off topic...

 

Merry Chritmas!

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Merry Chemistry Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But there's still another 10 days to go yet, can't be having all this merry christmas stuff yet

I've got two more coming this evening

You lie. That's why Santa just gave you a lump of coal this year.

good point! and after all the sugestions I made in PM for gifts as well (

 

I still recon a book for Sayo "666 ways to tell anti-religion jokes that people understand" would have been good