Ok... I am a medieval guy living approx 1300 AD.

I've had a vision that the Chrisitan God is false and in reality Satan more worthy of worship.

I set up an altair in my house consisting of a goat's head and a Pentagram. I gather a small group of followers and start practicing the religion. The practices are rather minimalistic, just invoking "Ave Satan!", homosexual sex and self flagellation. 

After some time someone denounces me to the authorities.... what happens?

Is this a joke, because I haven't heard this one.  

I don't know, what happens?

Edited:  Wait!  I got it, a group of zealots break through the door and yell, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Edited November 14, 20205 yr by Bufofrog

1 hour ago, Bufofrog said:

Is this a joke, because I haven't heard this one.  

I don't know, what happens?

Edited:  Wait!  I got it, a group of zealots break through the door and yell, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

They are time travellers?

The Spanish Inquisition was set up in the 15th century,wasn't it?

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition

Edited November 14, 20205 yr by geordief

5 hours ago, geordief said:

They are time travellers?

The Spanish Inquisition was set up in the 15th century,wasn't it?

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition

@Bufofrog is referring to the other, rather niche, Spanish Inquisition...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spanish_Inquisition_(Monty_Python)

(I can't seem to embed a video)

Edited November 14, 20205 yr by Dord

3 hours ago, Dord said:

@Bufofrog is referring to the other, rather niche, Spanish Inquisition...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spanish_Inquisition_(Monty_Python)

(I can't seem to embed a video)

That would make them even more distant time travellers. (and who would take them seriously?)

On 11/14/2020 at 7:53 AM, geordief said:

That would make them even more distant time travellers. (and who would take them seriously?)

Probably those that might expect the Spanish Inquisition (hint: nobody...)