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The Official Poetry Section
Evolution... Scattered across the sky, points of light to the naked eye Fiery orbs of red to blue, storms of violence unimagined to the mind Magnetic flames caress companions held in gravity’s bond Creating colors of heat-less flame in the sky Curtains of light shimmer and race Evidence of magnetic defense from the companion’s heart Allowing a strange twist of entropy to multiply, exist and expand Defiance! Of the law that binds time and space Order and arrangement, chemical reactions grow more complex In spite of the necessity to become simple and scattered Things that move and should not exist, Mostly their form is no more than specks Competition spawns in entropy’s mirror Cooperation magnifies the mirror’s effect Forming masses of pulsating beings with no sense of time Neoteny allows the young to steal from the old, that which is superior Complexity drives the defiance of law Soon awareness of surrounding space Drives the increasing awareness of self and others The more aware leads the less to their maw While others escape to new spaces the aggressive can’t pursue Other less mobile forms raise antennae to absorb All the energy of the glowing light from the sky Competition is fierce between the motile and those that look to the blue Competition and cooperation step up the pace What will grow, multiply, dominate, or die Soon the liquid that dissolves the chemicals from others No longer surrounds those that have moved to the surface The surface is dry most of the time Requires sex cells to become motile When the rain comes, unknown and unseen, sex covers the wet earth Sex cells swim up the trunks of trees allowing growth to dizzying heights The ones that move will not be left behind in this assault on the land Hatched in the water but able to walk and slither Animals join the plants in conquest of the land Eating not only the tall forms that feed on light but each other as well Eons pass neoteny makes the grade again and again Animals revert to their larval forms again to hasten change Soon warm beings rule the cool dry land First four legs then two strut out of the forest and across the land On of these tall neotenic beings walks into the morning sun His mate and child walk with him Large brains, opposable thumbs, reach for the ground Pulling up a flower yellow as the sun The man holds the yellow sex organ of the plant and sees beauty His mate smiles, they turn to continue on towards domination of the world
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The Official Poetry Section
Cactus In the middle of the desert, a top a cactus tower Grows a bud, swelling larger, soon to be a flower No one but me sees the beauty, of the desert tree In the blistering sun, only i, foresee the fantasy In the unforgiving heat, thunder heads spread and grow Driving rain falls, a rare event, in this land i know The tower of spines drinks, water stores have been low Until it is heavy with liquid, should it dare to grow? Later, when the sun has slid over the low desert hills Only then does this giant show it's beautiful frills The buds open, slowly one by one, fragrant and sweet Growing heavy with nectar, calling night fliers to meet Their leathery wings, flutter in the icy star light Their tongues probe the blossoms sweet inner delight Again and again, they visit, tongues lapping nectars sweet fire The cactus stands immobile, unable to show its sated desire When the sun rises on another day hot and much dryer The cactus blooms enclose the gift, brought by the night flier The fliers have delivered life, begun anew in the flower The cactus has given its juices, pure and sweet, atop it's tower Both have benefited from this exchange, mindless passions sated Can anyone expect as much, from friends or lovers, we have mated? Michael Hissom
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Johnny was a little boy who sadly is no more for what he thought was h2o was h2so4- The Official JOKES SECTION :)
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I don't think he has the lobes for it! Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition http://newsthump.com/2016/08/06/donald-trump-pledges-to-replace-constitution-with-the-ferengi-rules-of-acquisition/- The Official JOKES SECTION :)
Massive cuteness over load!- What are you listening to right now?
The Thrill is gone babe, the thrill is gone.. yeah right.. come here! - The Official JOKES SECTION :)
Donald Trump Godwins Law Need I say more? https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13879460_1219244964775527_7750097128096302943_n.jpg?oh=151ceb7bf93476faf99ca14a27e241de&oe=58161272- What are you listening to right now?
Yes this was before MTV! Damn what happened to music? At least she didn't have to be naked riding a wrecking ball!- What are you listening to right now?
- Why do religious people keep trying to invent a conflict between belief and Science?
There is both geological, fossil, and genetic evidence that shows conclusively there was never a first human. If you could indeed line up a picture of ever one of your ancestors over many thousands of generation there would be no point where you could point to a first human, everything gives birth to what species it is. At no point is there a line that can drawn, no dogs giving birth to kittens, no crocoducks, just a slow gradual change that is still going with each generation of living things...- Why do religious people keep trying to invent a conflict between belief and Science?
Seriously dude, are just being obtuse or do you not understand the burden of proof? I do not have to prove adam and eve never existed anymore than I have to prove there is no bigfoot or loch ness monster. If you want to posit adam and eve you must provide evidence, the bible is not evidence of anything, it is the claim that requires evidence...- The Official JOKES SECTION :)
- Why do religious people keep trying to invent a conflict between belief and Science?
Can you name one scientific fact that the study of the bible has uncovered? Can you name one thing about reality that science confirms in the bible?- Why do religious people keep trying to invent a conflict between belief and Science?
After 10 pages of discourse going nowhere suddenly a sense of humor is a bad thing?- Why do religious people keep trying to invent a conflict between belief and Science?
Religion was invented by women to control men, a conflict was necessary to provide fear to make control easier. Men then turned the tables and used religion to dominate women it's been that way ever since.... Personally I like to take turns dominating...- The Official JOKES SECTION :)
- Why do religious people keep trying to invent a conflict between belief and Science?
The Bible is not evidence of anything, the bible is the claim that requires evidence.... Current christianity which was gelded during the enlightenment is completely different from the christian religion we see today. Yes christianity was spread at the point of a sword, various denominations persecuted each other often to the death over points of dogma. the christianity you see not is one that the power of life an death has been stripped from. Before that millions of people were killed, often in horrible ways over points of dogma, others were killed because they either didn't believe or believed in other gods...Important Information
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