Moontanman

I can't prove it's not photo shop but gators do climb, their behaviors are more complex that we used to give them credit for. Some zoos have begun to train their gators to do things like roll over to be examined and a few other behaviors. I used to have a group of wild lizards in my yard that would take food from my hand and turtles as well... Oh yeah, turtles can climb quite well too...

I gotta get out of this place!

A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room. The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!" "Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."

No Rajnish, you need to step back and watch what is going on here, you are not an idiot but you tend to assert things with no way to back them up, go slow, research your questions and answers as far as you can before putting them out there. Don't worry about reputation points at this stage, learn to ask the right questions in the right way... If you disagree with an answer then research it and find out if you are wrong or if maybe the other person is wrong, don't rashly jump to conclusions... google is your friend, sometimes the way the question is asked is as important as the question...

Classic Christmas songs... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn6HI5JQBhQ

cats... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PKffm2uI4dk

The real reason we didn't go back to the moon... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=286013904886779

Gun control? Lord Mr. Ford...

What's the difference between Dale Earnhardt and Batman? Pretty close to reality...

Now for some real music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVGINIsLnqU De-evolution is the real answer!

I produced chlorine this way in high school but that was 40 years ago, evacuated the class and destroyed the apparatus...

Absolutely awesome cosplay cover of Bohemian Rhapsody... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oi7KPDi_yQI

Why didn't the dinosaur make it across the road? He TASTES LIKE CHICKEN....

Finished WWZ and now I am rereading an old favorite, John Varley's trilogy Titan, Wizard, and Demon...